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Georgmicrodong, HAIR! HAIR! There's Hair Down There!

Thursday, March 8, 2012 9:15 AM
I decided to stop by one of my favorite clubs the other week. I hadn't been in a while, and I thought I would see what was going on. I remembered my waitress, and surprise, she remembered me too. I settled in with my drink to watch a few girls on stage, and I saw some very pretty dancers. Hmm, maybe I will get lucky today. I had only been there for 10 minutes when this curvy brunette sits down beside me and chats me up. I bought her a drink and after 15 minutes she pops the "do you want a dance" question. "Sure" I said. We went to a dark corner of the club, since it was late afternoon, there were no other customers around us. She begin her slow and sensual dance, pealing her top off to reveal some very pretty natural C cup breasts. She turned around and sat on my lap, leaning back until her head was on my shoulder. I couldn't resist, my hands roamed from her stomach up to her nice breasts. I gently kissed her on the cheek. She brought her hands up to mine, and slowly guided them towards her bikini bottoms. When we reached her panties, she continued inside with my hand. "This is going to be great" I thought. Suddenly I encountered this "Dorito" chip of hair, thick curly hair, inside her panties. The only thing I could think of was Georgmicrodong and his LOVE of hairy pussy. I was in shock. "Do I want to go down this road?" I thought. What if she tells her stripper friends that I like hairy pussys? What if they tell other strippers in other clubs, and soon no one will dance for me unless they have hair on their pussy. I could see the future now: "Pablo, I heard you like girls with hairy pussys, I'm the only one in the club with hair. Want a dance?" When the song ended, so did my dance. I quickly paid my dancer and bolted for the door. A few miles away, one of my beautiful favs, with a completely shaved pussy, waited for me. Once I was in her arms, I was safe. I realized just how close I had come to being a marked man and ruining my life forever. No, I'm sorry George, I just couldn't do it. You are a better man than I am.

22 comments

  • GoVikings
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    12 years ago
    Lol, great thread title.
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    You poor traumatized man, you. I pity your plight, afraid of those luscious nether locks. BTW, what club was that? And I didn't catch her name. I've actually seen more strippers sporting a bit of minge, from close cropped landing strips, to full, albeit bikini trimmed, bushes lately. Perhaps because the new law doesn't permit naked pussy, they have decided its not worth shaving so diligently? I'm not complaining.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    I love a Bush on a Woman too. Too many hairless pussies! LOL
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    I'm with george and dracula ! I grew up on 70's porn ! Plus I like to feel like I'm with a women and not a little girl ! Love pussy hair ! Altho eating shaved pussy and I mean she just washed and shaved that shit is nice ! Still wet from the shower ! : )
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "Altho eating shaved pussy and I mean she just washed and shaved that shit is nice" To me the only advantage to shaved pussy is NO hairs in the mouth. But women have to deal with male pubic hair when doing BBBJs, unless the guy is totally shaved. LOL
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    One of my top favorite was recently off work for 4 weeks due to an illness. While she was out, she did not shave. No even her legs. Before her first day back, she did shave the area below the landing strip but now has a jungle where a landing strip should be. She said "I don't want to look like my[young] daughter".The look and feel was a shocker to me. It has been a long time since I saw hair down there. I dunno if I like it or not but it is different.
  • joesparty
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    12 years ago
    No offense, Pablo, but you're doing something wrong if your first thought was about another dude. Just giving you a hard time, though. Great post. I, too, like to vary things once in a while when I get the chance.
  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    Hairless replaced landing strips
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    It's not that I *hate* shaved pussy (though it creeps me out sometimes on an especially young looking girl), it's just that it's boring. Given my recent, ah, lapses into not quite safe practices, I'll admit that a cleanly shaved one may be preferable for dining, but for viewing and petting, I prefer some texture. And I can deal with a little tickling.
  • bang69
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    12 years ago
    to each is there own when it comes to hair or a little hair or no hair on a pussy
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    Landing Strip is still the best IMHO....
  • SuperDude
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    12 years ago
    Both genders should shave completely.
  • bhunter5252
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    12 years ago
    How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair? Spit it out....
  • HonestT
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    12 years ago
    I like to call it having "hard wood floors" versus wall to wall carpeting. The landing strip is a carpet runner, and the "Dorito chip/Hitler 'stache" is a throw rug. I will always spend more time cleaning hardwood floors. Have you ever seen how much stuff can hide in carpet? LOL But to each his own!
  • bhunter5252
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    12 years ago
    Landing strips help if you get lost in the dark
  • Daddillac
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    12 years ago
    Whats the last sound you hear before a pussy hair hits the floor? pwsttt (or something that sounds like you are spitting)
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    I don't spit Pussy hair out (When the woman I'm pleasuring has a Bush), but I pick it out with my fingers. And I've not had any Dancer spit my pubic hair out, they likewise use their fingers. ;) :)
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    Men should shave too. It makes their dicks look bigger. :)
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    Before "dining", use a mustache comb and just switch location. :)
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    @shadowcat: Um, not so much... :/
  • JackKash
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    12 years ago
    At nude clubs I always compliment the women sporting do's. I'm not a fan of "girls."
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "Too many of the very young dancers are still more girl than woman and a bald pussy just makes it all the weirder. I don’t even play catch and release with these girls preferring only fully developed women" Hear hear!
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