Something for The Glossary? No 'ABC's

What's the fun if you can't sing your ABCs?

OK....perhaps I'm being picky, but this is the kind of review I don't especially care for.

I realize everyone's standards and expectations vary, but the guy gives the club 4 stars and says he would dance with her again.

Yet he says "no ABC's" and the dance was $40

Hell, at some clubs in Big D you can get alot more for $40 or a little more. Doesn't seem like a good club to me.

No breasts, or just no nipples? I don't know if I've ever been to a place where you couldn't touch breasts, unless it was an air dance club.

This guy was happy with a no "ABC" dance for $40? All I can say is WTF.

Stupidity is bliss.

Area Bikini Covers - ABC. At least that is the more polite way a dancer explained it to me.

ABC reminds me of