Ball bustin' dancer
OCCruzer
So I visited my usual club this afternoon and encountered a "first" in my clubbing career. As I was sitting alone a very exotic looking brunette dancer sat down next to me. After our introductions she pretty much launched right into busting my chops all the while intensely staring at me. I actually thought it was kind of amusing and never lost my cool. Every time she'd make a smart ass comment I'd just give back a dry, sarcastic answer (think Jim from "The Office"). After about 10 minutes of this I think she just got frustrated that she couldn't get to me and left...never having asked for a dance. I'm thinking WTF? Her sales technique leaves a lot to be desired. Has anyone had this happen to them?
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That is an awfully vague statement.
Some guys really dig aggressive and overbearing girls though. Maybe it was just that sort of situation?
If we will have trouble "understanding" civilian chicks - imagine a stripper chick with all the bagagge and drama many of them have.
It wasn't you. Just like there are "weirdo" customers, there are "weirdo" strippers.
Fortunately, I haven't found too many. One time though, a new dancer approached me in a club that was playing VERY LOUD music. She asked me something I didn't hear - but since it was a notorious lap dance factory, I assumed she said "do you wanna dance".
I replied, "no thanks". But that was the wrong thing to say. She proceeded to scold me and told me in no uncertain terms that she DID NOT ask me for a dance. She glared at me and cussed at me. Oh well, bitches will be bitches.
c'est la vie
Sorry, guy, but that's a pretty funny line...