Asking a dancer about her cup size.

I don't ask.
I just feel them to determine size.

I agree with lopaw.

Cup size? The only thing I know about cup size is what I learned on Seinfeld.

Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

George: I-I know about the cups.

Frank: You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.

George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

If it's a bustier girl and she seems proud of them I'll sometimes ask. Sometimes they'll turn it around and ask me what cup size I think she is. I'm reasonably accurate in the A-DD range. Bigger than that, all bets are off.

There are only three sizes of boobs: too big, too small, and just right. <i>None</i> of those are absolute.

Thanks for the responses. Yes lopaw, I had touched this particular dancer's boobs many times. I was still a little curious though. I wanted to know her size in comparison to certain famous porn stars, like the one in my avatar. And maybe it is also useful when you are telling other people your 'war stories.'

59, that sounds to me like the best way to ask. It is more fun and lighthearted and probably doesn't come across as cheesy-pervy.

@Digitech: Your other picture is <i>waaaay</i> hotter, IMO. N

Bogart's used to have a dancer with one real and one fake. The best of both worlds???

What fucking difference does the numeric cup size make? GMD seems to have it right. LOL

Most strippers love to talk about their boobies.

GMD, I actually agree with you. I used that other picture as an avatar for a long time. While the Audrey Bitoni (the girl in the pink tank top is more attractive), the picture itself not nearly as good. It just doesn't have the same splendor.

It's about time to change it anyway. Hopefully I will find a really striking picture of Audrey sometime, but until then...

I just off hand tell them what size I think they are. I am batting about 80%. If I am wrong, they have no problem correcting me

I ask all the time. I usually compliment them on their boobs, then ask "What is your bra size?" I get an answer every time. Then I ask, "May I touch them?" and I get to do that too. And all that's just on the first song. Just be polite and courteous and you'll be suprised what you can get in a strip club. I sense that when I first met many of my faves (see my profile pics for some examples) are actually relieved to find I'm a boob fancier. Then they know that I'm not likely to ask for extras that they're not comfortable giving.

I've been asked before. I don't mind. The only thing that's ever ticked me off is someone telling me my boobs were fake when they are not. I'm telling you they are real, they feel real, they hang real, that means they are real. Just because a girl is a decent body weight with a huge chest doesn't mean they're fake, maybe she just has genes for big boobs.

Some of us are lucky to have good genes.

I've never had a problem asking. Every girl I've asked seems to volunteer this information willingly. The biggest I've ever encountered where they said what they were was a 36G.

I alwas ger an answer when I ask. I felt weird the first couple of times. Most are excited to tell. Wait til they slap you in the face and ask how big are those things anyway? Or just talk about them. Some dancers ask you what you like. Boobies boobies

I only ask about the size of their vagina. I can already see their tits.

most dancers, if you ask right will tell you the size,
or maybe just how much they cost !
if they have had a boob job, i like to find out if they still have plenty of feeling in their nipples ... and hey theres only way to tell ?

really only three sizes that matter:

1--mouthfull
2--handfull
3--oh my god, will you marry me!!

It is strange to ask. If it's nice and perky and I get to play with their nipples, then I'll compliment them.

Bring the tape measure and use it as an opportunity to measure your dick size

Complicated. 32-C's look really nice on a petite girl, while they look so-so on a larger girl. Must be the size of their back.

I like lopaw's approach.

It's "complicated".

Excellent point. Size doesn't matter. It's more about shape, texture, definition, firmness, how they hang, nipple size. Like he said it's complicated.

Not at all "complicated"! Three choices, like, dislike, and indifferent. Personally, I don't even think indifferent is a choice.