Saftey First

A lawyer for your bust and a urologist for your upcoming disease. Probably a general practitioner to tape up the cuts and broken bones when the people who want to save their jobs get hold of you.

Huh? What else do you need? A dental dam? A hazmat suit for those really nasty chicks?

Only take as much cash as you are willing to spend for it.

lol @ imagining how it would work with a hazmat suit

if safety is a major concern then just stay at home.

Echoing London, LEAVE THE PLASTIC AT HOME!

And do your homework. Avoid the Dream Palaces of the world where it's OPUD (over promise, under deliver).

Well, rubbers, and avoiding the ones who look the diciest, has sufficed for me for quite some time.

a lawyer,condom's,emergancy money, the list goes on & on

Take a gun and maybee a stick of gum ? Hell what do I know lol !

"Send lawyers,guns and money."...Warren Zevon

Steel-toed boots and safety goggles.

Don't forget the gloves and a hard hat.

Decide up front how much you are going to spend and carry that ammount, no more, into the club. Leave the plastic.

Give her crotch area a visual inspection before taking the pole-plunge. If there are sores, warts, etc , bail. This may be difficult ITC where lighting is bad.

A big hankerchief or hand towel, as things can get messy. Also some kind of flashlight (keyring, smartphone, LED). As mentioned above, it can be dark back there.

Deogol- I couldn't have said it better myself. Well done, sir.

Portable blood test kit

@ HonestT "A big hankerchief or hand towel" A towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

"A buffet of safety"