Saftey First

19 comments

• deogol

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  13 years ago

  A lawyer for your bust and a urologist for your upcoming disease. Probably a general practitioner to tape up the cuts and broken bones when the people who want to save their jobs get hold of you.
• rickdugan

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  13 years ago

  Huh? What else do you need? A dental dam? A hazmat suit for those really nasty chicks?
• londonguy

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  13 years ago

  Only take as much cash as you are willing to spend for it.
• thesamurai

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  13 years ago

  lol @ imagining how it would work with a hazmat suit
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  if safety is a major concern then just stay at home.
• CTQWERTY

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  13 years ago

  Echoing London, LEAVE THE PLASTIC AT HOME! And do your homework. Avoid the Dream Palaces of the world where it's OPUD (over promise, under deliver).
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Well, rubbers, and avoiding the ones who look the diciest, has sufficed for me for quite some time.
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  a lawyer,condom's,emergancy money, the list goes on & on
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Take a gun and maybee a stick of gum ? Hell what do I know lol !
• JohnBuford

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  13 years ago

  "Send lawyers,guns and money."...Warren Zevon
• newmark

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  13 years ago

  Steel-toed boots and safety goggles.
• staxwell

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  13 years ago

  Don't forget the gloves and a hard hat.
• inno123

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  13 years ago

  Decide up front how much you are going to spend and carry that ammount, no more, into the club. Leave the plastic.
• sinclair

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  13 years ago

  Give her crotch area a visual inspection before taking the pole-plunge. If there are sores, warts, etc , bail. This may be difficult ITC where lighting is bad.
• HonestT

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  13 years ago

  A big hankerchief or hand towel, as things can get messy. Also some kind of flashlight (keyring, smartphone, LED). As mentioned above, it can be dark back there.
• Shamrock211

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  13 years ago

  Deogol- I couldn't have said it better myself. Well done, sir.
• Jackmd

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  13 years ago

  Portable blood test kit
• runrdude

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  13 years ago

  @ HonestT "A big hankerchief or hand towel" A towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
• motorhead

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  13 years ago

  "A buffet of safety"