My View: What I'm Looking for & Hoping to FIND in a Dancer (Whether I find this
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A Sharp intellect or a pretty reasonable level of intelligence - Air Heads, STAY AWAY
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An ability to carry on a conversation reasonably well as opposed to being a quiet social introvert
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Experience - A. In Life aka being older & mature as opposed to an immature 20 something or younger - B. In Dancing or Sex
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Dark Flowing Hair - Either Black or Brunet - Red Curly hair is a SPECIAL exception - NOT Blonde, I'm NOT attracted to Blondes
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A reasonably sized & shaped Body - If a Dancer is so skinny that she looks like a pre-adolescent, I'm NOT INTERESTED - Some curves with reasonably & nicely sized Breasts and Derrière is GOOD - In terms of Facial looks, she doesn't need to be a 8 or 9 or 10, After all "Beauty" is in the eye of the Beholder
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Stature - I have a GREAT attraction to Spinners, I'm not particularly attracted to really TALL Dancers - Average height for a woman is JUST Fine
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Behavior - DO NOT... I repeat...DO NOT come up to me & say "Wanna Dance", that means IMMEDIATE rejection - A Dancer that I wish to sit with me should not be Stand-offish or aloof or seem bored or TOO into texting or talking on her Cell, I REALLY enjoy Flirting verbally & Physical flirting, You can't be TOO touchy/Feely with me - Don't be a ROB, I'll NOT short change a Dancer, so DON'T short change me on the agreed about activities - If a Dancer can't be "REAL" with me at the table/bar or in the dancing area or VIP, then be an Oscar winning Actress, I won't complain in either case - I'm going to treat a Dancer with courtesy & respect (I know you Guys have heard this from me before - Bear with me), please treat me the same - BADLY behaving Dancers will NEVER see ANY $$$ from me again nor will the Club in most cases & if the behavior is bad enough, I'll complain to the Manager too - This is GOLDEN RULE stuff
Comments
last commentI don't have anything against blonds, otherwise I concur. Omit the dancer part and you might even have a nice 'civilian' girl.
This is an "IDEAL". The more of the attributes I can attain in 1 Dancer, the BETTER. It would certainly make becoming a "Regular" easier, & she would be on the road toward perhaps being a HIGHLY favored Dancer or ATF. Civilians may apply too! LOL
What I'm looking for:
Big boobs
Blonde hair
No morals
What I'm looking for extras !
Of course in the MAJORITY of situations the "the agreed about activities" I want are Xtras!
Honestly, move 3 up to the top spot, 1 and 2 down down 1, and 7 up to the number 4 spot (4 can go away; I can't imagine not being attracted to a person like this just because her hair was the "wrong" color), and you've pretty much described my list as well.
Yeah, if I'm paying, sex is definitely in the top spot.
Can't argue with the list. For me, I was secure in my knowledge that I had a strong preference for Asian spinners when a tall blonde walked into my life. So keep an open mind!
"I can't imagine not being attracted to a person like this just because her hair was the "wrong" color"
GMD & harrydave, ever since the time that I 1st started being interested & attracted to girls...then women, I have NEVER ever been attracted to a Blonde. NEVER!!! They simply don't excite that sexual attraction in me. That's just the way it is.
That, of course, leaves all the Blondes for those of you who find them of interest. LOL
I'm hoping to find my cock in her
Why on earth do conversational skills matter? And what's wrong with introverts? If they talk they are just going to lie or try and run some scam on you. Best they only talk when absolutely necessary. The rest of the time they should be fucking you or sucking your cock. Really weird for a guy to a strip club in search of intelligent and conversationally gifted women.
Exactly! Foriegn strippers can be just as good. They really only need a sixteen word vocabulary.
Faster
Harder
Cram your big dick in my tight pussy!
Ass!
Throat!
Oh God!
Jesus!
Doc!
Ahh... Dougster made a friend. How cute.
steve seems pretty fixated on me lately. Some kind of homo?
Alucard: "That, of course, leaves all the Blondes for those of you who find them of interest."
Thank you, Alucard. I'll take your share of the blondes. Can I help anyone else by taking unwanted blondes off their hands?
I love blondes! I'm a blonde! It's dyed, of course, so I'm not too offended. :)
I will fuck a blonde ! Any body else ?
I know I'm going against the general convention amongst many people, especially men, that Blondes are the Ultimate in Sex Appeal. That's ME. See in my profile, it says Maverick. I didn't put that in my description of myself for NO reason.
Stiletto25, I'll excuse you for dying your hair. ;) ;)
Post Scriptum:
If a Blonde wants to "DO ME" badly enough I won't turn her down! LMFAO
I was simply reacting to your "I'm NOT attracted to Blondes" (emphasis yours) statement. I just can't imagine that being a negative deciding factor. If my current favorite (a very rich, dark brunette) were to show up tomorrow with her hair dyed blonde, I can honestly say that I would be mystified by someone who was attracted to her one day, and not the next. I can certainly understand a preference in hair color; I just can't imagine going from "attracted" to "NOT attracted" based on that attribute alone.
Obviously, you feel differently about that.
Did your mom have dark hair and a big ass? You know what Froyd said about your momma? I won't repeat it
Since there is another thread on this general subject, I thought I'd resurrect mine.
My criteria have change since the last time this thread came up. Now I look at "daughterhood of txtittyfan" as my number one criteria. I'm even willing to put up with a bit (or alot) of ugliness if that criteria is met.)
My criteria is the same, except I'll make an exception for a REALLY exceptional Blonde Spinner!
Douchster, if you want my daughter, you have to take my mom and sis too. It's a buy one get two free deal, this decade only!
Sorry, that was a bad joke. I have been reading all of the insults here and i thought that saying something stupid would show you guys how stupid you look but i really do regret saying it. Sorry again.
I also want to say that many of you are very childish and crude and i ask myself why i even read sum of these discussions. I don't think that this forum is here so everyone can insult each other. U all should just grow up!
There are a lot of Assholes on this site and many who think they are better than others.
You just have to wade through the shit to find any positives.
Gee, viv, that sounded like some txtittyfag would say. Forget who you were logged in as? :-)
Alucard: "There are a lot of Assholes on this site and many who think they are better than others. "
Sounds like you!