Ever wonder what its like to work in a strip club? Check this out, funny reading

Dude,

Just read some of your blogs. You are one seriously funny guy (if that's possible).

"Shit, I figured I'd be making so much money by now I'd be like a huge plate of pale man-kebab smothered in Thai hooker sauce"

Funny of the LOL variety, I know I did. Keep up the good work.

Am I missing something? I see the "weave" blog, but nothing on strip clubs.

There's roughly 35 posts or so. Not every single one of them pertains to strip clubs per se, some, like the 'Weave' entry are more observational.

try this one:

plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com

Thanks for reading

LOL

He is a funny guy. That pleasurably killed a half hour.

I've worked in a few sc's in Atlanta GA. The first month was great seeing all the hot strippers & get layed lots of times. But after a month it was just a nother job.

No doubt Bang, how many times did guys come up to you in the club saying "Dude! You've got the greatest job in the world!"

Its just a job, it has its ups and downs like anything else. But I suppose if you've never worked in one it must seem like a party you get paid to attend.

Thanks Metaldude, glad you liked it. Its pretty much just a way for me to drunkenly vent after a shitty night.

Shamrock - You're really a good writer. I enjoyed that!

Appreciate that Malibu. Whenever works pisses me off, expect more.

Anybody that "looks like a 'Steve'," is ok in my book.

@Shamrock I do have to say that a recurring theme of your blog makes me less likely to tip the floor guy or ask him advice about girls. If you are sending the girls who tip you instead of the girls I want, what's the point?

I only send my good tippers when the customer is vague about what he wants or she fits the description. I usually ask for preferences, "Do you like white or black, blond, brunette or redhead, tall or short, slender or more buxom?"

A lot of times the guy doesn't care or has a short list, "I want a blond.", or "Big tits. I need big tits."

As long as I have a tipper who fits the bill, I'll take her every time. If I don't then I'll pick one who matches the preferences and hope for the best when it comes to tips.

I would never send a girl I don't think will work out with a customer just because she's a great tipper. She has to be the right fit.

Good blog, very much enjoyed myself there. :) Love the "VLSU" acronym. And the "He's a Steve" comment, of course.

Wish I were a Steve. :(

Thanks Book!