Too much noise

So george, you pull out your piece and fill the wall and him with slugs. I'd have done it. LOL

Listening to the neighbors is foreplay in my neighborhood. Props for topping them.

That's when you should have yelled, in your deepest baritone, "YEAH - GIVE IT TO ME DIRK!!"

I haven't had anything like that in thirty years. My GF of the time and I were making a two day long motorcycle ride. When we started, we didn't know how hard this kind of thing was on the back. On day one, we stopped at a midway point after an 8 hour ride. We checked into the hotel room and were gingerly moving around as we settled in. Suddenly, we hear the bed next door and a vocal couple going at it. We looked at each other with amused looks and she said "Don't even think about it."

About three hours later, after I had worked on her back, she rolled over with a come hither look. We weren't anywhere as noisy as the other couple, but it was our turn.

About ten years later, I was living in a nice apartment complex. About a week after I moved in, I realized that the middle aged guy next door had a college aged GF. They were quite noisy, but they broke up after a couple of months. About a week after her last "OH GOD", I met a nympho. For about three weeks, it was my neighbor's turn to hear shrieks and thumps.

vm,

WOW! A side of you I didn't know existed! Excellent!

Gf and I are trying to get to sleep one night when the new couple upstairs starts making their bed squeak. At the end of a raucous session, she distinctly yells, "Snooky, you're so good". We fall asleep, and forget about it.

Later in the week, gf says, "well, I met Snooky in the hall today - he's hot!" I hated it when they would start up there, because I knew gf was imagining being on the receiving end of Snooky. Initially, I worked extra hard in bed to(over)compensate, but eventually Snooky moved out or maybe he died from f**king too much.

One summer I lived in a 1st floor apartment in a row house in Baltimore. The guy above me had a water bed. Halfway through the summer, he got a girlfriend. So every other evening it was "Oh yeah!' slosh slosh, "Give it to me!" gurgle gurgle...I was afraid the whole heavy mess would come down on top of me.

My worst hotel experience came when I was in the middle F#$%ing my GF when the room door opened up ad this middle aged, suited balding, saleman looking guy started walking in! GF jumped of me and the bed faster than I'd ever seen her move and he quickly backed out apologizing. It kinda ruined the mood and the F#$%ing hotel manager offered nothing when I complained about a stranger getting a key to our already occupied room. We checked out right away!

@vince: Sure, that's the way to not draw attention. :) Actiually, it was more amusing than annoying. We just turned around so the bed didn't bang. After were recovered from laughing, that is.

@Prim0: That's when you call the corporate office. That's a liability issue for the hotel.

We should have called the corporate office...but I was too young, dumb and busy dropping my cum!

Cool, george. I am sure it was amusing and memorable. Last May up in Indianapolis for the Indy 500 I met "Tsunami, aka Asia" up at Brad's Brass Flamingo. Back then, she was mighty fine, reports indicate that she has packed on the pounds of late. I tried to hook up with her for OTC at my hotel, unfortunately it didn't work out. Too bad, we could have had a similar experience as the next room to mine was occupied by a horny couple who kept banging the wall every night as they had sex.

I was in a motel in New Mexico with my GF and there was a young couple next door in their early 20s. We could hear everything. She was bossy and he was a wimp, and couldn't do anything right. The funniest thing we heard was, "OK, right there, now just lick it..."