At least she was honest about it...

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Which was way more than I expected.

I went back to the Body Shop Lounge last night, and was sitting at the bar, when the "odd girl" I mentioned in my review sits down next to me and starts up the usual blathering no content conversation. It eventually gets around to the actual issue.

OG: So, do you think you'd like to get a dance?
Me: What kind of dances do you give?
OG: What kind do you want?
Me: Basically, the kind where you sit on my lap and let me fondle your boobs and play.
OG: Sorry, I'm a *good* girl.

Whereupon she gets up and walks away, without even the usual "I'll be right back" or "I'll check on you later" lines.

And this time, she was the *only* girl worth even glancing at in the place.

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GSWx4
14 years ago
Sitting with a “good girl” stripper and out of the blue she says some of the dancers give extras. I asked which ones and she said “any of the ugly ones”.
Dougster
14 years ago
Not sure why something this routine is worth starting a thread over. GMD must lead a very boring life.
georgmicrodong
14 years ago
The "good girl" comment coupled with working in a strip club taking one's clothes off is amusing to me. Not sure why something so uninteresting to you was worth commenting on...
txtittyfan
14 years ago
Douchester, with his limited intellectual capacity, does not understand that this board is for discussing strip clubs and the experiences in them.
gk
14 years ago
Hey, we're trying to thin the herd and find the best ones. Thanks for sharing your experience GMD. It all gets back to the "interview" concept we've talked about so much. A little probing with words first can save a lot of time and money.
jackslash
14 years ago
A stripper who won't let you play with her boobs? I don't think she's a "good girl." I think she's Amish.
gatorfan
14 years ago
Odd girl? try broke ass bitch
farmerart
14 years ago
george:

I just read your review of this joint from last October.........and you went back for a repeat visit? Masochism is another of your fetishes???
georgmicrodong
14 years ago
The first one might have been a fluke, and I went to the bathroom *before* I went in. Sadly, the first visit was *not* a fluke.

As it turned out, it only took about 5 minutes for the entirety of the above to transpire.
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