We have a local frozen dessert drive-in that constantly features new flavors. It snowed six inches overnight, so the special today was called "Mid-summer dream." The photo on the menu looked like it was primarily citrus, and it sounded like a good plan. I ordered one. To go.
That means that the girl at the counter put a lid on it, and I drove back to my office in great anticipation. I carried it to my desk. I popped off the lid, closed my eyes and took a deep sniff, hoping the aroma of summer would help carry me away.
Wrong.
It smelled like stripper cologne.


I do have an appreciation for the scents inside a strip club. I joined 2001live.net that lets me watch the webcams inside of 2001 in tampa (dressing room, main stage, 2nd stage, private chat rooms with dancers, etc). just not the same without the scents though.