Biggest Breasts

They sometimes have feature dancers who have outlandishly large breasts. They are too large to be attractive though, more like a freak show.

Probably the midwest is a good place to start searching for big natural breasts. Lots of farmer daughters.

LAX/major fashion cities are probably the best places for large fake breasts...

Go to any dive bar and you'll find somebody with big ones.

I'm not going to be much help here. I only go to clubs with small breasted women. If there are any large breasts in evidence, I complain to management and leave.

Go to Phoenix. It is the land of implants. Most of them on hardbodies.

I know of a few in Kansas City I guess...

I agree with tx. Phoenix the land of boobs. Bourbon Street Circus home of silicone and bleach blondes

Can't help you with your search for big tits. But I do have some maps showing the location of lost gold mines in the mountains east of Phoenix. Send me $19.95, and I'll send you a map.

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i have the same maps for only $9.95!

You gotta go with troop for the maps. harrydaves' SO is an ex stripper, and we all know they only date losers. LOL

For a limited time only I have changed my profile pic. This is my SO. She accompanies me on my gold mine hunting trips in the Superstition Mountains. Our sleeping bags zip together. LOL!

LOL @ tx

harry.. if that's your girl, you're doin ok maps or not ;)

I remember in the late 70s, going to the Golden Banana and seeing Chesty Morgan. Close up she was not very good to look at. Since then have seen Heidi Hooters in a Deja-Vu in Everett, Wa in the early 90s, a truly nice and very pretty dancer, as well as a few more ultra buxom dancers. It is common for clubs to book porn stars and models at their clubs, many are very big up top.

Rachel Rocketts works at Le Chambre. She has 1500cc basketball implants. Not sure what her schedule is.

nice pic harrydave

Pink Pony in ATL books a lot of feature acts. many of them are really big boobed. check out the website at showbars.com

I sell maps for prime undrilled oil and gas sites in Western Canada. $3.99 per site!! $4.99 if big-boobed farm wife lives nearby!!

I guess my first question is what do you consider to be big breasts?

BIG is a relative term, isn't it? And subject to the environmental norms, which for strip clubs, means D's are sort of average.

I would go with anything bigger that DD's, but I suspect the obsessed guys are thinking much bigger than that.

I am reminded of a video I saw of a birthday party for a co-worker. The guys bought him a visit from a woman whose moniker was "Two Tons of Fun". Most of those two tons were concentrated in her huge, pendulous boobs. At one point, she sidled up behind the birthday boy, draped her boobs over his shoulders, and tied her boobs in a knot, Fascinating, if not exactly erotic!

judyjudy; YOURS!!!!!

Thanks for all your help. And thank for the offer for the the maps. lol. I consider anything over double d to be large. Most clubs you don't see that. Well the good thing is I will be visiting Phoenix next month. So thanks everyone.

DDD

judyjudy; DDDelightful!!!

I think the biggest breasts on a non-featured dancer that I've ever saw was at the Club Downtown in downtown Montreal. Her huge fake breasts were so large that I dunno how she was able to walk upright.

You're a lucky man harrydave!