tuscl

Chicagoland Strip club enthusiasts

Kprince
California
Friday, May 14, 2010 7:55 PM
Living in Chicago, our strip club options really do suck! Even if I dont compare it to detroit, (the mecca of strip clubs!) it's very hard to find places for extras here, unless you want to spend 500+ on a champaign/vip room etc, at that point you might as well get an escort. Here are various reasons the strip clubs in the entire chicagoland area suck! 1) Air dance rule in the immediate downtown city limits! (Why ANYONE even goes to the Admiral, Pink Monkey, Vip's I have no clue!) The food? The ambiance? Wow chicago guys are deprived if that's all they know! 2) The nicest strip clubs we have are in the ghetto! (The factory, which will ruin your cars suspension since there are so many potholes on the way there, and Atlantis, in the wonderful Ford Heights, and Scores, in a very police heavy streetwalker area...) 3) Most places are no touch! (no wonder the Industrial Strip in hammond, In does so well, it may be 30 minutes away but at least there you know you can touch!) 4) Extra's? If I knew of a place where you could get extra's in the chicagoland area, (and by that I mean anywhere within an HOUR of downtown chicago,) I'd be so excited that I would scream EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! on this forum because it would be revolutionary news! 5) Heavenly Bodies is still going strong! (no offense to HB, it's decent for what it is, a cheap night with the guys to drink and get some lappers, but come on now! You can't touch anything, the songs are about as lengthy as Heidi Montag's singing career and the vip will get you some non stimulating conversation and nothing more!) Not to mention many of these poor eastern european dancers were tricked into coming to this country and are basically stripper slaves, forced to work by their organized crime sleezebosses! Can't support this place anymore. Ok, enough ranting about how crappy it is here in Chicagoland, at least there is detroit and east st louis withing 5 hours away. Does anyone have ANY CLUE on any places withing an hour of downtown chicago where extra's can be had? So far I've only heard of 390 and atlantis, but that seems to be 400+. The only other option I've seen is Gary Indiana, but that's not exactly pleasantville late at night either, I may have to check that out. For you that say, Arnies, uhm, I've been there and no offense, the dancers there are not my style! I dont want to get squashed and have my thighs break in half once they sit on me! This town is so conservative in terms of anything sexually shady it's ridiculous. Our massage parlours only jack you off, the downtown strip clubs will give you more air than MJ in his prime, and the female streetwalkers here would turn you gay!

8 comments

  • steve229
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    14 years ago
    Heidi Montag sings?
  • vincemichaels
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    14 years ago
    steve229, she obviously believed she could. Kprince, that's a shame, I haven't been to Chitown in years, but the last time I was there, my buddy who I visited didn't have a clue either. We ended up going to some bikini bar out in the sticks to the west of Chicago. It was OK, but in all fairness come to Detroit again some time. My experience over the years, tells me and many of us here in Detroit that we should be and are happy to have the clubs we do.
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    This sounds awfully similar to Columbus, OH. Several people I know drive to Dayton for the strip clubs (1-2 hour drive depending on what part of dayton) Living Room is 1 hour drive for me, Cheeks is 1.5 hour drive and they are both top ranked clubs on tuscl. Hell Chicago sounds better than Columbus because in Columbus $500 in the champagne rooms is still not enough to get you extras.
  • CTQWERTY
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    14 years ago
    I've been to The Admiral (once). It sucked.
  • aalexium
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    14 years ago
    I share your dismay. Get on a plane and head out of town if you're looking for a real strip club.
  • DandyDan
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    14 years ago
    I spent my high school years in the west suburbs of Chicago and can feel your pain. My first strip club visit was to the Admiral and I liked it, but I was also only 21 at the time. When you are that age, all you really care about is seeing tits. I don't think I could go back there, knowing it is air dance central. Heavenly Bodies was my second strip club visit and I thought it totally sucked and I wonder how they keep going. I generally go back to the Chicago area to visit relatives and old friends (and usually go to Wrigley Field), and I got a buddy I will go with to strip clubs who's still in the same area I went to high school in and we don't go to Chicago, we go down to Ottawa or to the club in Somonauk. Then again, they aren't high mileage places, but the clubs in Chicago are so weak we won't go there. Just curious if anyone remembers Club Gold in Cicero. That was the third place I went to and while I felt out of place there, it did seem like it was fun.
  • Player11
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    14 years ago
    I visited Chicago last summer with the wife along. Could not go to SC with her along. Wondered what SC's like there, thanks for post. Here in Houston it is full 2 way contact and many of them do extras itc. A lot of them work outside the club and these gals are not difficult to find. IDK what I would do in Chicago but I would make it clear to the girl if she wanted to make any substantial money from me she would have to meet me otc at motel.
  • sinclair
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    14 years ago
    Kprince is 100% correct. 1) Chicago: Home of the Overpriced Air Dance 2) If you go to Atlantis, you better be wearing a bulletproof vest. Ford Heights is a like stepping into a Liberian civil war. Scores is in a so-so area, but you pay alot and get little. 3) Go to Indiana for gambling and strippers. 4) Never even heard of extras in a Chicagoland club. If the mafia guys that run some of these places caught you in the act, they may cut your dick off with branch loppers. 5) I can't believe Heavenly Bodies is still open. Do people go there because of the lunch buffet? And yes, being born in the USSR is a requirement to work there.
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