keys, condoms, cash...where to put them

Clever! Out of the way but within easy reach and, importantly, secured on your person (as opposed to a fannypack/manpurse). I have often wondered what's the most efficient way of securing these items in a place where my pant and shirt pockets should be clear.

Not quite so exotic. 1's go in my right front pocket. Uaually starts with about $30. 2's(yeah 2's), 5's and ten's go in my left front pocket. Another $30. 20's ( the highest bill I carry) about $300 go in my wallett secured by button or valcro. Before leaving a couch/Vip room I always check myself for wallett, car keys, and hotel key. I may have lost some ones by slipping out but that is minor. Just do NOT drink so much that you forget to check for these assets.

i have me byfold wallet in my dress shirt with money one car key, hotel key and id.i never put money in my pants pocket i've had strippers reach right in for whatever ,some will play with willy in my pocket on the main floor when sitting on my lap. when i was young i have lost money that way.i have smuggled booze in with a calve holster.girls love booze.

I usually put them in the girls g-string LOL

I have never lost any money yet, so i just keep ones/fives in my pants pockets and 10's/20's in my wallet. If I feel concerned (as when sitting at the bar, I will put my wallet in my front pocket. Although I only sit at the bar 10% of the time). I am like a hillbilly, i have my keys attached to my belt loop so i do not need to be concerned with them. When sitting in a chair at a table, I will take off my keys and cell phone/holder and sit them on the table right by me. I ALWAYS sit in the corners, so there is not too many people around me except for the dancers. They don't want my ride...lol.

During cold weather, I wear a jacket with some zippered pockets.

I bring a jacket, regardless of weather with closable pockets and keep the big bills in there. Tip and drink money just I keep in my wallet.

If I'm wearing a coat, I usually put my keys in one of the pockets, or they'll go in one of my front pockets. My back pocket has 1-2 condoms in it, and my cash is in my wallet, which I sometimes take out of my front pocket for LDs. If there is stage tipping allowed, I'll usually keep all my $1 bills separate in another pocket of either my pants or my jacket. I haven't lost anything yet (knock on wood).

I keep singles in the left breast pocket of my shirt, fives and tens in the right one in two separate folded stacks, folds pointed in opposite directions, fives on the outside, tens on the inside, $100 or so in twenties in my left front trouser pocket, and $100 in whatever the bank gives me in each of my boots for "emergencies."

A blind guy I met at the Bayou in Jacksonville, NC had his wife set him up similarly, and I borrowed the idea. I asked him who was making it worth bringing so much to a place with no action, but he never would tell me. Fucker. :)

Oh, and rubbers in my zippered jacket pocket, along with my keys and phone.

Blind guy in the SC - I assume he uses the Braille method to check out the dancers?

He definitely got away with more than the rest of us. Neither the girls nor the bouncers gave him any grief for doing some of things the rest of the custies would get thrown out for. I haven't been there in 20 years, but then it was topless only and no touch. Except for the blind guy.

Never found this to be a problem. I imagine it could happen, and in time, might happen to me. In general, I don't carry a lot of cash. I guess you could look at the $5 ATM charge as an "insurance" policy.

$1s and cell phone in right front pants pocket. Car keys in left front pants pocket. Wallet in back pocket. If feeling "lucky", condom in shirt pocket.

For those who keep $5s and $10s segregated from the $1s and $20s - why? For tipping purposes? Some other reason?

59: Fives an tens are for drinks and, potentially, lap dance tips. I segregate them in order to avoid pulling out a large wad of cash to give a tip or buy a drink.

59,

I do it so I don't inadvertently give $10 as opposed to $1 tip.

$1's go in left front pocket, wallet or money clip holds all my other cash in right front pocket.

If someone can pick my pocket and take my wallet without me noticing then they're damn good. I just naturally am always aware of that weight.

Somebody tried to pick my pocket in Costa Rica one time, unfortunately (for them) all I had in that pocket was a tin of mints or some such shit... I was ready to rip his arm off before I realized he hadn't got anything, and let him go.

I have seen guys wear fanny packs to SCs lol

When I go into SC I have cash on money clib in left pocket, Altoids box full of condoms, and Cell Phone.

Keys & cellphone in front pockets.
$1's in one back pocket, wallet in the other.

Lol - no need for rubbers (I used to keep a dental dam in my wallet, but I used it and never replaced it).

I don't trust the coat checks at strip clubs. I keep the valuable out of my coat pocket and in my pant pockets.

Oh, I would never leave anything valuable in my coat at a strip club that had a mandatory coat check. Most clubs that I've ever been to don't have one though.