if a dancer does not rub it in your face, but you want her to, do you ask in the first song or later ones? and, if you think she may let you kiss bare pussy and you sense that the health risk is low (probably crazy to try to make that judgment when your dick is hard and young pussy is in range!) how do you ask for the privilege?
If she is letting fingers wander down in that direction, the first thing is to discretely make sure that THEY taste good. You don't want her to agree to your suggestion and THEN find out that she has a hygiene problem. If all seems well, a little well timed tickle down in that area with "Why don't you bring this up here so I can taste it." whispered into her ear tends to get your answer. Sometimes it will be no, but sometimes you will get a very naughty conspiratorial look from her and she will crawl up to kneel on the back of your couch. You pays your money and you takes your chances. I have never had a bad reaction, just a polite "We can't do that here" or "Sorry, no"
No harm, no foul but heaven if it works.
Now, just a warning, if it does work, you had better know what you are doing. She won't tolerate a lack of talent.
When you're in the private dance area and she does a reverse hand stand with her shoulder on your thighs and her open pussy ends up two inches from your mouth, that's when you either kiss, lick, or eat.
However, I agree with CCR that asking won't hurt.
Aside from the question of why you'd want to taste a potentially just used pussy, and you're too shy to just ask, kiss the inside of her thigh a hands width or so away. If there's no objection, get a little closer. Keep doing that until eithe she moves it away from you or tells you to stop, or you eventually get there.
potheadpl's advice is the best. Use a dam or don't do it. You have *no* idea where that pussy's been or who's been in it before you.
^^^ are you kidding?
While the risk of contracting a serious STD like AIDS is slim, there is herpes, HPV, gonorhea & syphillus to worry about - and any visible sign of these STD's may not be obvious.
I love eating pussy as much or more than the next customer, but reality can be a real eye opener and I never eat strange pussy w/o a dam.
Like lopaw said. Herpes---HPV, gonorrhea, syphilis, and God only knows what else. Plus there could be leftover semen. Not worth the risk. I only eat girlfriend pussy. And then only after a shower.
A stripper left a nice wet stain on my jeans once. It kinda freaked me out, wondering what sort of super STD was making its way toward my johnson. LOL!
I've been searching for clubs in los angeles that allow this... Alot of my colleagues seem to run into clubs that allow touching. I have yet to find one
It's pretty hard to get an STD from performing oral sex on a woman. The ones you can realistically catch aren't that serious either. That being said, strippers exist to please me, not the other way around. 19 out of 20 times I'll pass on doing the oral sex on them.
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No club here in LA "allows" touching as a rule. Many dancers will allow it, of course, and in some clubs bouncers & floaters choose to look the other way when it happens.
Jabathehut, lol. I was about the post the same thing!
Of course you want to "know" that pussy before you go exploring it with your tounge. How wild is she? Are you her first of the day, second, etc. and what would you have expected her to be doing beforehand? How well do you know her? If she's your ATF, you know some of these answers. And a little scratch and sniff test is always a good way to start before you dive in, you wouldn't want to be disappointed-- or something worse.
There is an article written about STD risks with activities that 'could' happen. Rule of thumb: if its wet and not yours you can catch something from it. Oh yea "not serious" STD hpv can cause cancer that kills not you but those women you have sex with after. Try explaining to wife why you have lipstick on collar is not same as why she must have TVH surgery to live
Under "performing oral sex on a woman" HPV is listed as "unknown" risk. So it's not clear if it can be transmitted that way at all. Even then there are other factors to consider. First of all she would have to a strain of HPV capable of both oral and cervical infections, in order for you to pass it along to someone who then got cervical cancer. Also, most people who are exposed to a cancerous strain do not become infected. About 80% of the time the body just clears the infection. Finally, young women can now get vaccinated against the cancerous strains. So in order for you to go from performing oral sex on a stripper to passing it along and it becoming cervical cancer you would need the following things to all be true:
a) HPV is transmissible to a man performing oral sex on a woman (not known if this is true)
b) stripper was not vaccinated or vaccine was not effective
c) stripper has HPV strain which infects both throat and cervix
d) virus transmission occurs from stripper to you (not known what rates are or even if > 0)
e) your body fails to clear virus
f) your wife is not vaccinated or vaccine is not effective
g) transmission from you to wife occurs (again not known if this is possible)
h) wife fails to clear virus
Putting it all together it's a very unlikely series of events, not even clear it is possible at all. Even in the very worst case, the prognosis for cervical cancer caught early enough is fairly good and improving.
kissing a stripper's pussy is just stupid! It is not a "privilege", it is a punishment. Think about how many dicks have fucked that pussy you want to kiss in the past week or so. You are kissing dicks.
"Wait a minute man
Ay check this out man
It was this blind man, right?
Man check this
It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the
street with this stick, right?
Ay, he walked past this fish market
You know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies"
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No harm, no foul but heaven if it works.
Now, just a warning, if it does work, you had better know what you are doing. She won't tolerate a lack of talent.
However, I agree with CCR that asking won't hurt.
potheadpl's advice is the best. Use a dam or don't do it. You have *no* idea where that pussy's been or who's been in it before you.
I think we all know, "where that pussy's been or who's been in it before you. ". :)
While the risk of contracting a serious STD like AIDS is slim, there is herpes, HPV, gonorhea & syphillus to worry about - and any visible sign of these STD's may not be obvious.
I love eating pussy as much or more than the next customer, but reality can be a real eye opener and I never eat strange pussy w/o a dam.
No club here in LA "allows" touching as a rule. Many dancers will allow it, of course, and in some clubs bouncers & floaters choose to look the other way when it happens.
If you want UHM, try the COI clubs.
Of course you want to "know" that pussy before you go exploring it with your tounge. How wild is she? Are you her first of the day, second, etc. and what would you have expected her to be doing beforehand? How well do you know her? If she's your ATF, you know some of these answers. And a little scratch and sniff test is always a good way to start before you dive in, you wouldn't want to be disappointed-- or something worse.
http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/library/Se…
Under "performing oral sex on a woman" HPV is listed as "unknown" risk. So it's not clear if it can be transmitted that way at all. Even then there are other factors to consider. First of all she would have to a strain of HPV capable of both oral and cervical infections, in order for you to pass it along to someone who then got cervical cancer. Also, most people who are exposed to a cancerous strain do not become infected. About 80% of the time the body just clears the infection. Finally, young women can now get vaccinated against the cancerous strains. So in order for you to go from performing oral sex on a stripper to passing it along and it becoming cervical cancer you would need the following things to all be true:
a) HPV is transmissible to a man performing oral sex on a woman (not known if this is true)
b) stripper was not vaccinated or vaccine was not effective
c) stripper has HPV strain which infects both throat and cervix
d) virus transmission occurs from stripper to you (not known what rates are or even if > 0)
e) your body fails to clear virus
f) your wife is not vaccinated or vaccine is not effective
g) transmission from you to wife occurs (again not known if this is possible)
h) wife fails to clear virus
Putting it all together it's a very unlikely series of events, not even clear it is possible at all. Even in the very worst case, the prognosis for cervical cancer caught early enough is fairly good and improving.
"Wait a minute man
Ay check this out man
It was this blind man, right?
Man check this
It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the
street with this stick, right?
Ay, he walked past this fish market
You know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies"