I have a weakness for Hispanic dancers. Just wondering what are some strip club phrases or vocabulary that you think is worth knowing? Or any other foreign language for that matter.
I can speak them all but cannot spell them. I was married to a Mexican for 27 years. Puta is whore. Panocha(sp) is Spanish for candy. Slang for Pussy. I speak what I call tourist Spanish. I can get a room, a meal, a drink or get laid anywhere in Mexico. You only have to know 3.Forgive my spelling. dame me ono mas cerveza (give me another beer)donde es el banjo( where is the toilet) and Ti quiro ( I love you)I was stationed in Japan for 2 years and know the equivalents. I took 2 years of high school German.When I was in Frankfurt on vacation, I spoke it so fluently, They did not believe I was not European but I never learned the slang.Just remember the 4 F's. Find them, feel them, fuck them and lastly forget them.
clubber, Papi is daddy. I have a favorite that always calls me that.She is not Hispanic but looks it.The DJ always plays Hispanic music when she is on stage. That pisses her off.
You gotta be careful. In English Virga is rain evaporating before it hits the ground. In Spanish, it is dick. My spelling may be fucked up.
clubber, I think the expression is off.It is mamar me pito(dick)
Did you know that the Margarita was invented in 1941 by a bar tender at Hussongs Cantina in Ensanada MX. I have gotten so wasted there before knowing that.Percy is of course dead.The business is now run run by his grandson.The only change from 1890 is the cash registers and the T-shirts.I have 2.It is not a SC and you will NOT find any hookers there but if you ever get to Ensenada (65 miles south of San Diego)you have to stop in for a drink.
Quiero besarte. -- I want to kiss you.
Te deseo. -- I want you.
Eres muy hermosa. -- You are very beautiful.
Su sonrisa es bonita. -- Your smile is pretty.
Habla ingles? -- Do you speak English?
Hablo espanol muy poco. -- I speak very little Spanish.
Or, a little French:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi se soir? -- Do you want to sleep with me tonight? (Lady Marmalade song lyrics, also.)
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bailamos (lets dance)
muy caliente (very hot)
uno mas por favor (one more please)
muy bonita (very pretty)
Many latinas get a kick out of us gringos attempting to speak spanish, and they seem to enjoy that we make an effort to try.
But like lopaw said, they always appreciate it when you try to speak the language.
As I've been told, "Suck my dick."
uno-one
dos-two
tres-three
cerveza (pronounced sir vay sah)-beer
Donde (dohn day)-where
Banjo (banh yo) bathroom
If you want to start a fight- Tu madre comida me las grande juevos es culo-your mother sucks cum off my balls
clubber, I think the expression is off.It is mamar me pito(dick)
Did you know that the Margarita was invented in 1941 by a bar tender at Hussongs Cantina in Ensanada MX. I have gotten so wasted there before knowing that.Percy is of course dead.The business is now run run by his grandson.The only change from 1890 is the cash registers and the T-shirts.I have 2.It is not a SC and you will NOT find any hookers there but if you ever get to Ensenada (65 miles south of San Diego)you have to stop in for a drink.
Te deseo. -- I want you.
Eres muy hermosa. -- You are very beautiful.
Su sonrisa es bonita. -- Your smile is pretty.
Habla ingles? -- Do you speak English?
Hablo espanol muy poco. -- I speak very little Spanish.
Or, a little French:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi se soir? -- Do you want to sleep with me tonight? (Lady Marmalade song lyrics, also.)
That is why I said, "something like". I don't spell or speak it.
...and have no one else show up either for the rest of the night...lol...