The Pleasure Room?

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Dudster, I guess you've never been to the "off-island" clubs around Montreal. The doors do lock, you can choose between couches, massage tables and beds (depending on which club you visit - one even has a shower) and your described scene is pretty much how it works.

dallas, how would you rate the women that work there?

Her cheerleader uniform (with pom-poms)

Samsung, the SC stage experience at those clubs is low since the focus is not on stage dancing, but otherwise thse clubs a very much like small town strip clubs in the states - out front.

The girls at the off-island clubs are all over the range. I've seen a few 9s, many 6,7,8s, and a lot of 4s and 5s. Like any SC most girls just want your $ and it shows when they sit down next to you. Some of them are entirely convincing in their claim that they enjoy what they are doing. Mostly my experience up there has been very good. //Note that Canadian law prohibits advertising sexual favors but prostitution is not illegal so the off-island clubs with "extras" are SC/brothels and mostly legal.

Thanks Dallas, you've intrigued me. Please give more info (room rates, women quality, etc.).

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Hey guys, the clubs - and reviews are on this site (including a couple of 2008 reviews from me) Rates tend to vary but most girls in most clubs were asking (last year) for $100-HJ, $200-BJ and $300-FS as a starting point. Time and services ARE negotiable. I did not meet any "uglies" in those clubs. I did enjoy many converations with women who stuck around even after I declined their pitch - some of them even recommended other women and offered to bring them over to meet me.

Gotta like those Canadians. I haven't been to a Canadian club in 20 years. But I remeber the ones in Quebec City had some of the hottest dancers I have seen in clubs. Always a good time in Canada, eh!

"The doors do lock, you can choose between couches, massage tables and beds (depending on which club you visit - one even has a shower) and your described scene is pretty much how it works."

Hmmmmm...never been to a Canadian strip club that had an actual bed, massage table, or shower. Which specific ones are you speaking of?

"how would you rate the women that work there?"

From what I've seen, the dancers range from a 3-4 to a 7-9 in my book. It depends where you go of course.

"Note that Canadian law prohibits advertising sexual favors but prostitution is not illegal so the off-island clubs with 'extras' are SC/brothels and mostly legal."

My understanding is that public (out on the street) solicitation for sexual acts is against the law in Canada, but what happens indoors is usually tolerated. LE in Canada really just worries about whether or not FS strip clubs are adhering to health & liquor laws.

"Please give more info (room rates, women quality, etc.)."

LDs are usually $20/song...with BJs running around $100 & FS running around $200. I've been quoted as high as $500 for Greek services though.

If you are looking for a good, clean "no-tell" motel in Montreal that would fit your stated needs in the OP, then I would suggest Le Chablis. They will have everything that you want, you just need to provide the girl...lol...I think the room rates were around $50-60 Canadian for a few hours time. Free porno on the TVs too! :)

lechablishotel.com

I'll have to add that to my developing article on Montreal.

I saw on MSNBC there's a brothel in Czech Republic which you can bang the girls for free in various "theme rooms". The only catch, live streaming video which generates all the sites money.

They have many, many theme rooms at Le Chablis, and they even had a "dungeon" room at the (now closed?) Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica in Quebec.

haha gatorfan, I read about that same place. prague-life.com

Yes, count on the city with a Sex Machines Museum to invent the first reality pornography! If the reality TV revolution brought us the concept of watching ordinary people instead of actors and celebrities, the concept of reality porn just takes that further; for 30 Euros a month, one can watch ordinary people instead of porn stars! And for free, the brothel's guests can become immortalized on film, for better or worse.

Every room in the brothel has several cameras that are always on, and are constantly monitored by a central control room with dozens of monitors and technicians. In addition to the private rooms, which range in themes from heaven and hell to the igloo room that features a giant polar bear overlooking the bed, the club includes a strip show, pool and sauna - all under the watchful eyes of Big Sister and its online subscribers. Depending on the season, the brothel offers between 25 to 45 prostitutes, all of them free of charge - to those who sign the broadcast release forms, that is. Each night sees about a dozen "performers", while the website itself gets over 10,000 hits a day. Most of the women working for the brothel are from the Czech Republic and Slovakia, and make about four times the average Czech wage. All of this takes place in a renovated tenement building just outside of the Old Town. Thanks to the Czech Republic's liberal laws regarding things like sex and drugs, the brothel is able to legally exist in the city centre.

So, is it National Geographic for adults? A version of The Real World that's actually entertaining? You can always visit Big Sister yourself, for your own fifteen minutes (or less) of fame!

It's like being a porn star.