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Have we done stripper names lately?

AbbieNormal
Maryland
Monday, October 12, 2009 12:06 AM
I've decided to pass on Porshe, Lexus, Mercedes and all the other high end models. I want a dancer named Camry. Attractive but not flashy, affordable, sensible, low maintenance and high milage. And the sport package includes an optional 5 speed and alloy wheels.

21 comments

  • CTQWERTY
    15 years ago
    "I've decided to pass on Porshe, Lexus, Mercedes and all the other high end models." I wonder how fast a Veyron can suck the money from a guy's wallet? [view link]
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    I am waiting to hear dancer names of "Ford, Honda, etc." Dancers with the name "Mercedes" would not last long in Europe..because Mercedes is one of the common brand names for the cars and trucks in Europe. It is like the Ford of USA.
  • shadowcat
    15 years ago
    2 stick out in my mind.Pebbles.She looked the part. She just turned 24 and just had bam bam's baby. The other was Carter. Her mothers maiden name.When gridget worked she had a stage name that was unique but not some thing that you would remember.
  • SuperDude
    15 years ago
    Crystal was offended when I called her Meth. Yes, we still have Madison, Heather, Natasha, Lucious, Lovely, Jazz, Sunshine.
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    There is a stripper at Kahoot's who looks like Paris Hilton...and her name is Paris. You can see pics of her on the [view link] website
  • BaddJack
    15 years ago
    I need to find me a good Midwestern corn-fed girl named Silverado. Never seen one named for a pick-em-up truck.
  • judyjudy
    15 years ago
    I always go by Judy but one of the dj's gave me the nick of Satin.
  • SuperDude
    15 years ago
    One of Duke Ellington's greatest tunes is "Satin Doll."
  • shadowcat
    15 years ago
    I knew a Paris and her sister Mia. They did not look related but I am sure they were. Mia was 5'11" her sister was barely 5 ft. they were both excellent dancers but I have not seen either lately.
  • shadowcat
    15 years ago
    btw, dancers can change their stage names more often than you change your under ware. I knew both of their real names. The last time I saw Mia, I was with one of my buddies. I didn't know how to introduce them. I had to ask "what name are you using this week?" Do you know their real names of your favorites? It can get confusing ITC. Do the other dancers know their real names? I try to use stage names but I have slipped up.
  • stripclubspy
    15 years ago
    "Pleasure" is a great name; on the creepy side, "Miley".
  • Clubber
    15 years ago
    I know my ATF's real name and not many people do. She does not use her real name ITC or OTC. OTC I do not use her real name either.
  • clubsblue0303
    15 years ago
    I vote for Prius. While she doesn't sound too flashy, you get VERY high mileage for the least amount of cost!
  • wallanon
    15 years ago
    I knew a dancer for all of two seconds before I got her name wrong last week. Walked into the nude side side of a club because I saw a hot body. Said body introduced herself as Nikki, then said she'd be right back because she had to cash out with the bouncer. Another dancer walks up who I was less interested in, and I say I'm waiting for Nikki. She looks confused and I repeat the name. Nothing. I motion over to the dancer (who wasn't that far away) and say "the one in red with the nice ass, what's her name?". Sapphire. So then I say I'm waiting for Sapphire, and the persistent one frowns and walks away...
  • dudeanonymous
    15 years ago
    Back to the car analogy, I keep waiting for a dancer to introduce herself as "Escort".
  • stripclubspy
    15 years ago
    How about "4 on the floor"?
  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    "There is a stripper at Kahoot's who looks like Paris Hilton...and her name is Paris." Paris with a mouth piercing? I don't think so...
  • gatorfan
    15 years ago
    I think it would be better idea if they'd just choose names which say everything we would need to know. For instance: "Licksballs" on main stage "NeedaBJ50" next up "HandyHannah" after her
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    [view link] ‘Top Ten Stripper Names’ Destiny Candy Angel Cherry Raven Anastasia Roxy Houston Porsche Crystal
  • Clubber
    15 years ago
    One that was a VIP favorite of mine was, Diva. Never heard it before or since.
  • shadowcat
    15 years ago
    sam, I have known every name on your list except Anastasia. Fucked an Angel and a Crystal. Whenever I get the car names I am tempted to introduce myself as Ford.
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