Depends on what kind of mood I was in. I have seen some really hot features in Columbus, but if I am not in the mood to go out then I will just ignore it or forget about it.
Alexis Texas is getting older and losing her butt...i don't think I would pay any more than $25 cover charge to see her in person.
Columbus Gold on Friday afternoons has free cover, free lunch, and their feature dancer. Very good deal if they have a feature you like, but it is a busy friday afternoon for me and I don't bother going out of my way to visit.
I wouldn't pay an extra dime. In fact I would stay away.Porn stars have 3 stages of life. When they are barely legal they suck, he eats, they fuck in 4 positions and it ends with a cum shot in the face. In stage 2 she takes it in the ass.Stage 3, the final stage, she does the strip club circuit. The only benefit to their appearance is that the couch rooms are less crowded. More privacy for you and the local talent.
Alexis Texas is currently in stage 2 and bordering on stage 3. I think she started taking drugs (meth, etc.) because she is losing that nice ass she once had.
Gator, I wonder what THAT dressing room was like? And, were the house dancers hitting on the porn stars, or vice versa???
Sadly, what I've attended in the way of celebrity appearances at Silk in Milwaukee, have been lame. The house rules are pretty restrictive and/or the "talent" has been wayyyyyyyyyy late for their supposed show time. So I'd cough up $2 in answer to your question.
Gator, you might have to hit the bank for $100 in singles and then go grab a spot at the rail to check it out. Of course I'd like to read a full report...
10 bucks. I piss away 10 bucks on a regular basis. I then dress in the most expensive khaki shorts I own, my 100% rayon "Hawaiian" print shirt, expensive sandals and sunglasses on my head. I then make it known to the local girls that I am with (insert feature name here) production team and that we are looking for talent. Mileage goes WAY up and OTC is free. Honest. OK, so I am a lying dog, and others on this Discussion Board ALWAYS tell the truth to the girls. If that works for you, great. THIS works for me.
Ageing porn star features are not worth the time or money. They are, usually, boring dancers and don't do VIP. So, what's the point--an overpriced autographed photograph? I pass.
Alexis Texas will be at The Red Parrot here in El Paso on the 15th.....With that in mind I would not pay more than maybe five dollars over what they usually charge to get in.
Clubber beat me to my answer:
"$0 since I don't have one, and likely the same if I did."
Stormy Daniels seems to remind me of someone I saw recently at a strip club somewhere. I've seen a lot of porn stars as features so I don't remember when and where but I may have seen her in the last 2 or 3 months. Usually when someone is announced as a porn star, I have never heard of them before. There have been 2 or 3 porn stars who I actually remembered from a porn show. If Megan Fox would do a porn movie and then became a local feature entertainer, I could claim 3 or 4 porn stars who I remembered. :)
I just remembered. I did not see Stormy Daniels at a strip club recently. I saw her I believe on the Fox network. She was considering running for some political office I believe. If she were elected President of the US, I believe our relations with some countries might dramatically improve.
I saw some "feature" in Key West years ago (15+ maybe) that ran for a political office, I believe, in California. Don't remember the name, but I know I never paid to get in that club.
Years ago one of my local clubs was charging a $50 cover when Jenna Jamison appeared once or twice a year. Those days are long gone at least in New England. Most of the clubs charge no more than a $15 cover on weekend nights and they rarely raise it when there is a feature. Features do not command the same appearance fees now that they did five or ten years ago. The market is well past saturated and the porn industry is in a slump anyway.
Damn I wish I could make it out to El Paso this weekend to see Alexis Texas feature dance.
I am tempted to buy an airline ticket to go out there: Depart at 6:45 am this saturday (arrive at 8:11am) and then depart again Sunday at 10:50 am...$508+37 tax = $545 round trip airline ticket on Continental. But knowing my luck, alexis texas would not end up showing up that night so it would be a waste of my time and money.
I was once at a SC with a feature and you could get free cover charge if you brought in a dvd starring the porn star. You had to tip her though to get her to sign it. Who the hell really cares if you get a porn dvd signed though!?
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Alexis Texas is getting older and losing her butt...i don't think I would pay any more than $25 cover charge to see her in person.
Columbus Gold on Friday afternoons has free cover, free lunch, and their feature dancer. Very good deal if they have a feature you like, but it is a busy friday afternoon for me and I don't bother going out of my way to visit.
Sadly, what I've attended in the way of celebrity appearances at Silk in Milwaukee, have been lame. The house rules are pretty restrictive and/or the "talent" has been wayyyyyyyyyy late for their supposed show time. So I'd cough up $2 in answer to your question.
"$0 since I don't have one, and likely the same if I did."
Stormy Daniels seems to remind me of someone I saw recently at a strip club somewhere. I've seen a lot of porn stars as features so I don't remember when and where but I may have seen her in the last 2 or 3 months. Usually when someone is announced as a porn star, I have never heard of them before. There have been 2 or 3 porn stars who I actually remembered from a porn show. If Megan Fox would do a porn movie and then became a local feature entertainer, I could claim 3 or 4 porn stars who I remembered. :)
I saw some "feature" in Key West years ago (15+ maybe) that ran for a political office, I believe, in California. Don't remember the name, but I know I never paid to get in that club.
I am tempted to buy an airline ticket to go out there: Depart at 6:45 am this saturday (arrive at 8:11am) and then depart again Sunday at 10:50 am...$508+37 tax = $545 round trip airline ticket on Continental. But knowing my luck, alexis texas would not end up showing up that night so it would be a waste of my time and money.
I was once at a SC with a feature and you could get free cover charge if you brought in a dvd starring the porn star. You had to tip her though to get her to sign it. Who the hell really cares if you get a porn dvd signed though!?