Strip club newbie questions

To answer your two questions:

1) wear dark pants, and make them comfy and roomy. If you are going with the purpose of increasing your friction, dark will help hide the stain.

2) Strippers do NOT tell all guys they are cute. I outgrew "cute" decades ago. I now, apparently, am "handsome," "distinguished," and "mature." I also look like the high-mileage troll that I am, and I know that every guy gets this treatment.

3) I had other answers, but now I forgot.

What is the best clothing to wear to a strip club in terms of feeling the best from the friction and grinding from a lapdance?

Two words - velcro fly

You need just enough of that sticky stuff
to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.
I say yeah yeah.
I say yeah yeah.
There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,
do the velcro fly,
do the velcro fly.

Velcro fly – ZZ Top

1) Clothing can be whatever you want to wear. Sure, you can try to minimize the amount of clothing between you and the stripper, but I would spend more time choosing a club which offers alot of contact/extras or what you wear wont matter.

2) No they dont tell every guy, only the one's who pay them.

3) I think I remembered your next question, NO DO NOT BRING $10,000 OR YOUR CREDIT CARD TO THE CLUB.

Nylon boxers in dark colors. Velcro fly. No underwear. Baby wipes and cash in pockets. Possibly swimming trunks that look like long leg shorts. Polo/golf shirt or short sleeve color shirt with breast pockets for wipes.

1. Wear whatever you're comfortable wearing. Your choice of underwear isn't what makes a lap dance feel best. Your choice of dancer is. As a newbie, you should give all your attention to learning about strippers, not things.

2. You are correct.

Dancers say they don't like jeans, the fabric is too abrasive. It's too thick to feel through as well.

Never wear jeans. Dancer: "thank you for being respectful of my ass". Always carry a condom with you. You never know!

Nice idea TB wear a real nice set of Dockers with the pockets cut out and a zipper fly which is permanently jammed open.

In warm weather, loose fitting shorts and boxers allow adventurous girls access to your stick shift without worrying about zippers or overexposure in crowded places.

Although most compliments are part of standard dancer-to-customer flattery, they do indicate that the girls do not consider you a creep, troll, pervert, dickweed, asswipe, cheap c*cksucker, or any other descriptions they use for the customers they do not like. If a few dancers find you cute, nice, funny, etc. they will at least come back or send other girls to check you out.

thanks TUSCL_Brother for the welcome and thanks everyone for the answers

Should I wear a belt??

NO belts. You would be surprised at how many times I have stumbled over them on the floor of lap dance rooms.

I've worn a pair of Canali jeans clubbing. Dancers were surprised how soft they were. On the other hand, the one night that I got a bunch of compliments for having "nice pants," I was wearing a pair of well worn khaki Dockers I got on sale for $20.

Most of these wardrobe rules are just to make some customers feel more confident. If you wear blue jeans and a belt, strippers will still find your dick and you'll enjoy the dances just as much. Make dumb decisions about strippers, and you'll have a crappy time, no matter how much you researched the right pants to wear.

Chandler is right. Be selective. Be polite. Be generous (within your means, only cash on hand).

Personal hygiene is essential. My GF used to be a stripper. Guys with body odor, stubble, or dirty clothes, are avoided by many of the girls.

Dark pants are better. If you're lucky, some girls will leave lipstick stains on them!

I've gone with briefs, boxers and commando. Depends on the type of club. Boxers and commando give quicker access.

I will second TUSCL_Brother on the shirt with tails. Again, depends on the club. Even in a fairly tame club, a button shirt may be unbuttoned for skin-to-skin contact.

Finally, in the week leading up to Christmas, wear a Santa hat. Who cares if it's a little corny when every girl wants to sit in your lap?

Oh yeah:
Don't use the ATM in the club.
Don't use your credit card for a cash advance.
Don't use your credit card at all!
Don't hoot and holler at the girls (they're not farm animals)
Don't rain $1 bills on the girls on stage (you are not a P.I.M.P.)
Do approach the girls if they don't approach you.
Do tip more than a $1 to a girl if you want her attention
Do go alone if you don't trust your friends to behave
Do ask the girl questions. Remember, its all about them (except for the occasional gem)

Uh, sorry guys, this could go on for a while.

just remember guys that the zipper can always create some problems for you if the pants arent pulled down enough. I had a guy who was actually cut from the zipper..........ouch

Reminds me of my three rules:

3. Always Shave

2. Never wear jeans

and the most important rule:

1. Never fall in love with a blond with fake tits
(OK, its more of a guideline than a rule:-)

I agree on not wearing a belt, it's only an obstacle and it can draw attention to the extras in a club more cautious about extras. Make sure you wear pants that dont fall down without a belt, nothing worse than going commando and having your dockers fall to your ankles, at the bar that is!

What is the definition of a "jack joint"?

gatorfan, that actually happened to me. I was wearing my usual nylon shorts and was commando. I was tipping a dancer on stage. She was rolling around on her back. She started to get up and grabbed onto my shorts for support. My pants went down to my ankles. She screamed, which got everyone's attention. She was more embarrassed than I. She had her face buried in her hands. I few minutes later, I saw her talking to the manager and a bouncer. They both had big grins on their faces. She never came near our table after that, so I didn't get a name. If I remember correctly, magicrat and theDirk444 were with me at the time.

lol shadowcat, she got an education that night

You should always bring a belt. Great to put around the dancers neck when you wish to ride her from behind. Really a cowboy experience. :)

SC- That is too damn funny, I've never had that happen. I only ever go commando to one club where FS happens. I also check my pants/shorts are snug before I go, to never have that happen. Some girls have worked around the belt before but not wearing one has been much better.