Rookie Mistakes

Good one, neoloki. Once I was at home and suddenly realized that I still had a club's stupid wristband on. I don't know what they're made of, but they're pretty hard to get off without using scissors. I had to tear the damn thing off with my teeth.

I had left a Ricks Cabaret Mug in my car that my wife noticed. She immediately threw it on the pavement and broke it. I had won it on 2 for 1 lap dance nite, a valuable souvenir. The next one I got I hid in my office upstairs.

I was getting a very liberal table dance in Atlanta from a dancer from the Czech Republic. She was loaded with glitter make up. I told that, that was a NO NO. She said that she didn't care. I really didn't either. No S/O to worry about. A while later another dancer came over and started brushing the glitter off of me. I thought that, that was thoughtful and I thanked her. The Czech girl told me that she was moving to Myrle Beach SC and would be would be working at the Crazy Horse with her Czech friends. Suggested that I drive over there to meet up with her. Easy answer. Sorry but I would have to go through Columbia SC to get there and I would never get passed Columbia. She didn't get it. In more than one way.

Player 11 - I once "won" a club t-shirt, which several dancers then signed. It wasn't until the next day when I was packing up at the hotel that I realized I couldn't exactly wear it around the house. Sadly my valuable souvenir had to stay behind.

Ok, the first time I ever went to a strip club (Thee Dollhouse, Orlando), I was with work associates, enjoying my beer, and a girl sits down next to me and leans against me. I lean the other way, and whisper to the guy next to me, "What does she want?". He patiently explained the lap dance thing to me. Three minutes and $10 later, I was hooked! I took home a baseball cap from that visit.

On the serious side, my biggest rookie mistake was paying for VIP using my credit card at Baby Dolls in Dallas. Way too easy, and the worst value for dollar ever! Now, I use cash only. When it's gone, I'm gone.

I hate that glitter. Thing is that these days you can pick that stuff up at any bar.

When I was relatively new to clubs, I used to wear white shorts to strip clubs since that is what I typically wore around in the summertime. At one club they had a feature entertainer porn star. She had a little bit of fun with me. I enjoyed it but noticed later that the entire front side of my shorts was completely red with lipstick. I didn't have an SO at the time but other dancers at another club definitely noticed.

I once stayed with some relatives. I didn't really want to explain where I went out to. I failed to check the weather forecast one night and I had several inches of snow and ice still caked to my car when I came home. The snow/ice line had cut off about 20 miles to the north. Lady luck struck and it got colder and snowed before sunrise.

Once I have a dancer in my house for a msbtr session (during my rookie season for that), and she put glitter on. It left a trail from the bathroom, through the bedroom, to the living room. Oi! It was hard to stop at some angles.

have = had
stop = spot

I've done just about every bonehead rookie mistake at least once, and some I still continue to do (wore white pants again recently - DOH!).

Thank goodness for the garden hose in the backyard - I've had to use it many times before entering the house (which brought on just about as many questions from the SO as having NOT used it would have!).

Wow, this is a classy one. Sadly, I can't relate to going behind my wife's back to attend a strip club. Seems like there are quite a few of you who can though. Guess things aren't going well on the home front? Or maybe it's the fear of telling your loved one's where you choose to hang out... this is interesting though. I can't imagine having to live in fear, and worry about covering up any infractions (aka: rookie mistakes). I get always get that vibe when I walk in a club that most of the dudes there are spending their family's home loan payment on "Misty's" Mercedes, while their wife's are watching their kids at home. Thanks for the confirmation... and the laugh.

I know when I was new I once used a credit card to pay for a lap dance, which was a bad move considering this particular club was possibly the worst one I ever went to.

Had my window cracked as I pulled up, turned the car off, locked the door and closed it. Then realized the keys were still in the ignition. There wasn't a single person I would want to call to pick me up at the SC and thought about every alternative to lock popping. Luckily I had enough room to fit my arm in the cracked window. It wasn't enough to reach the lock (good thing it was an up/down lock and not a button) but I eventually wiggled the window down far enough to reach it and pull the lock up. My arm was sore for three days (probably internal bruising) but I made it in the club and had a good time after getting my keys back.

watchman - sounds like one of your hotbuttons may be interpersonal injustices. i am certain that many of our wives know that their men go clubbing occasionally -(mine does). She dismisses it as a "guy" thing that she just will never totally embrace. that's fair. on the other hand, it is just plain silly to be clumsy about our stuff...and that is what we are all chuckling about.
Good one uscue13. i feel your pain.

I made a classic rookie mistake back in the 1980s the first time I moved up from the bikini bars to a juice bar in the big city, I got burned by a hottie on a private booth dance. She let me know that for a substantial tip beyond the minimum, I would be treaty to all manner of visual delights. I actually left the club, went to an ATM, came back, and dropped $135 for a lame 10 minute dildo show behind a glass partition. After I was done (but had not "finished" much to her dismay) I saw her get dressed and head out the door. I was her last "fish" of the night. It took me a long time to go for private dances after that, which probably cost me some opportunities in better places with better dancers along the way.

NeoLoki, I share your situation. My girl sees it as a "guy thing". It's not a big deal. But it would be an issue if I were to sneak around visiting clubs. It would just add a sense of sleezyness to it; like I was doing something wrong or dishonest.
I, nor she, see anything wrong with me enjoying some beverages while staring at some naked women. The female body is a beautiful thing. But it seems that the comments, on this particular issue, are hinting that the writers don't have approval and are after more than a place to drink. That's pretty funny, considering they're mentioning having to hide it from there families. I can just picture these scenarios playing out. Quite a life.

To each their own, Watchman. My SO doesn't think of SC's as a "guy" thing (and since I'm not a guy it wouldn't matter anyway). Many of our wives/SO's just don't understand our desires to ogle other women, and I honestly wouldn't expect them to. Not all of us have the understanding wife that you apparently have. Some of us go clubbing for PG rated adventures, and some for XXX. If you are married and want to continue clubbing (discreetly), you learn pretty quickly to cover your tracks. It's the price we are willing to pay.

Quite a life? Yes it is.....and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

uscue13-
I did something like that once, and had to call a cab to go home just to get the spare. That sucked.

You basically just repeated everything I said, but tried to make the act of sneaking around clubs sound legit and honorable by saying it's ok to creep if your "significant other" won't allow you to partake in certain festivities. That is exactly what I was saying is funny to me, whether you're male or female. You could have stopped at "to each their own". Have fun covering your tracks, and living discreetly in the shadows of your own life. I'm guessing it's part of the club thrill for you. To most it just seems lame. As much as you like sneaking, I like living openly. Nothing against you or your life style, I just commented about it being entertaining... especially when your type gets left over something as petty as going to a strip club. Now that is what makes strip clubs fun to go to!

lopaw - One of the things I've always liked about this board is the guys (and gals) that cheerfully admit to sneaking around. No pretensions involved, and the only shame is getting caught!

Three dances and HJ paid for by debit card withdrawal. After I gave card to waitress for $300.00 I get a receipt for $400.00. Dancer says: " I included my tip." Dumb me. Never again.

i had what turned out to be an embarrassing moment due to trying to use a card. I went with little cash as i was going to just have a couple of beers and be on my way. problem started with a, as i read on here, a stripper handshake. Well, when I decided to get a little more involved with the shaker, I needed cash. A visit to the ATM ensued with the shaker in tow. Stupid me. My card wouldn't work, so I tried another. Same result. Now I knew what the problem was, a bad card reader on the ATM. Of course, the dancer figured I had no money, so I missed out on what could have been a good experience. I told the bartender of the problem and she said she would report it. My next visit she told me it had been repaired, but the dancer, who was there, would have nothing to do with me. I even offered her a drink, still nothing. I then told the bartender to check this out. When I went to pay for my next beer, I pulled out a rather large sum of money, just so the dancer could see it. And guess what, she wanted to be my best friend, but no, I wouldn't give her the time of day! It was enjoyable!

steve229-

Absplutely!
I consider clubbing just another "extreme sport" that we all enjoy - somewhat dangerous & risky, but when mastered....so highly enjoyable!

Late with this--a girlfriend (who wasn't into clubbing) once asked why I have a shirt with two (woman's) legs embroiderdd on the chest. (A club handout thank-you for buying a private dance.) I now refuse all gifts unless she has two legs.