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At one local club, I've discovered that at a particular spot at the bar, if the inner door to the girls' dressing room is open, you can see the girls getting ready in front of the mirror. It's a narrow view, at an angle, not straight on, but it's generally enough to see one girl's entire body. The girls…

My favorite articles concern members reminiscences about their favorite clubs and/or dancers. That brings back pleasant memories of my ATF club and my one encounter with a dancer who worked there briefly... For a few years I lived on the north shore of Lake Ponchatrain, across the lake from New Orleans. Since it was just a short detour, I…

Lately, I have been thinking a lot about what impact regular customers or “regulars” have on the economics of strip clubs, how strip clubs should run, and how good the experience will be when you visit a strip club. I decided to write down my theory about regulars to see what other TUSCLers thought about it. Hope you…

The floating lap dance party is a lap dance party that is held at a restaurant, bar, lounge, nightclub, or other location, usually one night a week, but has no single base of operation like a traditional gentlemen's club. Often, the floating lap dance party will be at different locations on different nights, and will often switch from one temporary…

I've read many, many accounts on this forum of wild adventures others have experienced inside and outside clubs. These accounts, while enjoyable to read, were not what I was looking for during my visits. I just wanted to let off steam and have a good night out with beautiful women - or so I always thought and told myself. I…

I was sitting at the bar of a nice gentleman's club in the Carolina's when a group of about eight young men walked in with smiles of anticipation and encouraging back slaps. As I watched them pass through the door check, not one of the young men left so much as a dollar with the front desk girl and…

Now that you know the Nest's story, let's put some of those lessons to work. Note: Many of my list items apply to lower level clubs, but collectively the list might have something for everyone (I hope). Dear Club Owner: Thanks for a good 2014, and I look forward to an even better 2015. But you and I need to talk. See,…

Happy Holidays, fellow TUSCL members! It's the perfect time of year to create a wish list and talk about strip clubs past, so I figured I'd combine the two, though in two separate articles. I'll start with another "dead" club history since it helps frame the 2015 wish list. Separation of church, state and club Sometimes being first isn't best (sorry, Ricky…

There are several different acts of kindness that you can bestow on your favorite stripper this Christmas, but what about the other dancers on the floor? Keep this list in mind when thinking of what to get a Stripper this holiday that will make her feel extra special: For the broke strippers- Do you know a stripper who is always…

The end is nigh, Armageddon, It's all over !! For Canadian strip clubbers at least ? For as 6th December rolls in, the controversial Bill C-36, the Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act becomes THE LAW ! So saddle up sportsfans, head out to your favourite club just one last time, before your hobby gets you carted away in the Paddy Wagon and shamed…