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Hello everybody. I am an experienced lap dancer, feng shui practitioner, a psychic and author of the book ‘Feng shui for strippers’. I’ve noticed that tuscl.net website is very popular with strip club patrons and wrote a little article to see what people have to say to the whole idea of my method from a customer point of view, however…

So, you wanna buy a strip club? Adult club broker and commercial Realtor Winston Hines talks about the perils of first-time buyers and ill-prepared sellers, and explains the key components for a successful adult nightclub sale. I’ve been a commercial Realtor since ‘92, and sold my first adult club in ‘97. My first buyer, a gentleman by the name of David “Slim”…

That seemed to be my choice -- continuing to visit strip clubs and proceed to getting more extras, (or just visiting hookers, or cheating) -- or start swinging. My wife and I married in the late 80s. I had only been with seven women before her, and while I was sorry to give up the chance to be with other women,…

So I'm not the most experienced SCer in the world. I actually couldn't stand the idea of SCs when I was younger, which is almost a sin as I'm from South Florida. Paying a woman to dance...when I can use some game and get the same type of grind for free in a regular club? Made no sense to 90s me.…

The main reason all of us go to clubs is for the women, but I have a few other reasons for liking them. I also enjoy some of the weird going-ons. It gives me a chance to see a side of life I wouldn't otherwise. It's also an opportunity to see some pretty entertaining things, especially if you go…

Every guy has his favorite type or types of stripper, whether it's the classic blond goddess with big tits, the petite brunette with beautiful eyes or the awesome Asian with a terrific smile. Most of us like more than one and spend our time visiting different clubs to partake of a full menu of beautiful options. Still, we have our…

Let's move on to types 11-15. Type 11: The possessor. She thinks she owns you. You're HER customer. She tries to take all your time and acts hurt if you get attention from another dancer. If she's working, you always feel compelled to get a dance from her. When you do, she won't go away. You're stuck with her until you…

Let's move on with five more strippers we could do without: Types 6-10 Type 6. The professional. No matter what you do for a living, you need to be a professional. You need to have a set of rules you operate by and a code of honor. This goes for dancers. Many clubs, especially nicer ones, have a house "professional." She's…

I recently read a couple of articles by dancers about customers they hate. I agree with and understand the point they're making. As someone who likes strip clubs, I also hate customers who: don't tip, demand extras, are there to treat the dancers badly because they have shit lives, stink, are stoned on booze or drugs, or who actually think…

The following story is 100% true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.... We have just finished a fun day of golf, and me, my best friend Mark, and a newer friend Ned are at a local bar drinking from a cold pitcher of Miller Lite. It has been quite a while since I have been able…