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There are many ways a stripper can introduce herself to you. Some techniques are more memorable than others. The most common and perhaps the lamest is to simply slide up to your table with her boobs hanging out and ask if you want some company. It works if there is enough skin showing and it’s not too saggy,…

This is the tale of my wondrous Houdini boxers and how they changed my life. First, you must understand that during my early years as a strip club monger “table dances” were a new idea. There were no “lap dances” yet and “a good grind” back then referred to a good cup of coffee. Just as the lap dance were…

Precisely how should we relate to strippers - the women who will strip down to their masbcara and provide desploogination services to strangers for a fee? This is a question that has bedeviled the world’s greatest minds. Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, St. Thomas Aquinas, Leibniz, Hume, Locke, Groucho and Woody Allen have all attempted to set forth how we should…

The next few months in Louisville will feature several conventions, the most notable of which is the annual "Farmers" convention (officially, the "National Farm Machinery Show"), which will run February 13-16 this year. In addition, there's the Kentucky Derby Festival. This year, the Festival kicks off on April 13th with Thunder Over Louisville, one of the largest fireworks…

Everyone has said “I wish I knew then what I know now” at some point in their lives. I imagine most people wish they would have started doing some things sooner in life. After my marriage dissolved six years ago, I was a mess for about three years. Had no motivation to do anything or talk to anybody and kept everything…

There is no listing for the outdoor strip show known as the Window Girls of Amsterdam, so I thought an article describing my experiences will fill the bill. My experiences range over a 12-year period, but this article focuses on a recent visit with a little compare and contrast. This was written in July, but had to be held until…

If you're at all like me, i suppose you could have just ignored or skipped the first two articles. But i'm sure many of you are not like me and i needed a separate article just for the long drawn out introduction. I also generally prefer upscale clubs opposed to some of the divier clubs mentioned in the previous articles.…

This was originally going to be a single article, but i realized that not everyone likes the same things that i might, so i tried to be a little more inclusive of different possibilities. Different, not better, although that is subjective. Anyway, this entire article series has turned into a bit of an ugly monster. So moving on along. ---------------------------------------------------------- Harvey, what happened…

As a sort of disclaimer, i had this "series" of articles written many months ago when there might have been more interest, but as many of you are aware, the article feature was on hiatus for a good part of this year. As such, some of the details and features of the clubs described may have changed. I…

A recent discussion prompted this one. The subject has been raised many times on TUSCL; here’s my take on it. There was a time when I would have said “gimme the instant gratification” almost exclusively. Walk in, sift through the chaff to find the wheat, and go do our thing, or rather, *my* thing, then leave. Going to a club was…