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When I left off I'd broken up with the fat chick and was on to another. We'll call her Titty Monster (38 DDD). Serious titties. She was clearly hot once upon a time. But her looks had faded. Her titties however were like what I hope Robinson Canoe will reveal this year. The greats…

Flashback to 2006.…

I wonder why some clubs in Vegas become intensely motivated to completely commercialize, which eventually ruins, their own reputation with customers. Obviously, the drive is based on profit, but, when they charge outrageous covers and insist on having regular events such as porn star features, the intimacy of moment is ruined and the clubs feeling becomes more public. Clubs that…

Since my last article was so successful I thought I'd write another one on investing. Been very busy, that's why I haven't followed up with another article in almost 9 years!! Market is obviously quite volatile nowadays. I think the markets will recover from their recent downtrends for at least 6-12 months. After that I'll…

Just like the title says I'll be talking about my first strip club experience. A bit of a background about my self. I been a tuscl member since 2012. I used to visit this site on a daily basis but the past 3 years I completely stopped logging in until now. I been going to strip clubs for the 12…

There are many ways a stripper can introduce herself to you. Some techniques are more memorable than others. The most common and perhaps the lamest is to simply slide up to your table with her boobs hanging out and ask if you want some company. It works if there is enough skin showing and it’s not too saggy,…

This is the tale of my wondrous Houdini boxers and how they changed my life. First, you must understand that during my early years as a strip club monger “table dances” were a new idea. There were no “lap dances” yet and “a good grind” back then referred to a good cup of coffee. Just as the lap dance were…

Precisely how should we relate to strippers - the women who will strip down to their masbcara and provide desploogination services to strangers for a fee? This is a question that has bedeviled the world’s greatest minds. Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, St. Thomas Aquinas, Leibniz, Hume, Locke, Groucho and Woody Allen have all attempted to set forth how we should…

The next few months in Louisville will feature several conventions, the most notable of which is the annual "Farmers" convention (officially, the "National Farm Machinery Show"), which will run February 13-16 this year. In addition, there's the Kentucky Derby Festival. This year, the Festival kicks off on April 13th with Thunder Over Louisville, one of the largest fireworks…

Everyone has said “I wish I knew then what I know now” at some point in their lives. I imagine most people wish they would have started doing some things sooner in life. After my marriage dissolved six years ago, I was a mess for about three years. Had no motivation to do anything or talk to anybody and kept everything…