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A Day in the Life of... On this site I’ve previously chronicled my adventures, mis-adventures, thrills and many tragedies which have occurred with one stripper and me. I’ve had fantastic times and so many mis-steps that I’ve been led to years of psychotherapy, soul searching, financial troubles and yet, on one level, I don’t regret it. The purpose of this…

It is pretty much taken for granted that the best club in TJ is the Hong Kong Club. And depending on the frequency of your visits and timing of your visits the membership for 50 bucks is a good deal. I got curious about some of the other clubs and some of the other…

Ive seen the question come up a few times here. What’s the SA experience in Vegas? Well...... Here’s my story. I was traveling to Vegas for a weeklong trade show. Boring work stuff all day. Decided to give SA a try. First, you have to create a profile on SA. You include basic info such as birth date, ethnicity,…

Over the years I have had a number of great lap dances from a wide variety of Dancers. The “Fantasy” has always been a common thread through every dance I have ever had. That fantasy has been that despite my age, beer belly and receding hairline, I am the most sexually exciting member of the male population this physically…

I’ve been mongering for more than a few years and have had the pleasure of visiting a number of SCs over the years. Like most at first I was very naive bordering on downright stupid and this missed out on many possible experiences. Once sitting on sniffers row I commented to the dancer that she had the most beautiful…

As rquested by 4got2**** in my Denial comment: “Brilliant! Do you also have a grand unified theory of internet trolling? ;)” Generally speaking Internet trolling is when a “Troll” makes “random unsolicited and/or controversial comments in a internet forum with the intent to provoke an emotional reaction from readers and make them engage into a fight or argument.” However often times the term…

When I left off I'd broken up with the fat chick and was on to another. We'll call her Titty Monster (38 DDD). Serious titties. She was clearly hot once upon a time. But her looks had faded. Her titties however were like what I hope Robinson Canoe will reveal this year. The…

Flashback to 2006.…

I wonder why some clubs in Vegas become intensely motivated to completely commercialize, which eventually ruins, their own reputation with customers. Obviously, the drive is based on profit, but, when they charge outrageous covers and insist on having regular events such as porn star features, the intimacy of moment is ruined and the clubs feeling becomes more public. Clubs…