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A book signing? In a strip club? Read on. I first read about the Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theater in a copy of Playboy magazine around 1980. Figured I had to go next time I was in San Francisco. Don’t think I’d had a particularly sheltered upbringing, but it blew my mind. Is this where they invented the lapdance? I’d just taken…

First thing: Ive been going to clubs for YEARS. These are ideas that I use and have discovered and I don't hear repeated. Some of them might be new to you. I welcome any comments. 1) Smarter dancers use hotel prices as a proxy for how much loose money is around town. If the cheapest room is $150…

Looking back, I have been going to Las Vegas since about 1990. Prior to Covid, not too much major change in the clubs, other that the prlifiation of the mega clubs. A number were 24 hours open, and a lot were open till early morning, daybreak! The clubs mostly were low, and sometimes if early no cover…

Strip clubs were once a place where you could get a decent level of intimacy without it crossing the line or it turning into a mechanical, robotic experience. Back in the early 2000's, I frequented a variety of clubs across the Midwest and on the west coast. This is a take on how I believe strip clubs have evolved in…

In an age where you can order sushi at 3 AM and video chat with your dentist from the comfort of your bed, you’d think that strip clubs, those bastions of nocturnal entertainment, would have equally sophisticated online presences. Yet, here we are, in 2024, and strip club websites still look like they were designed during the MySpace era. Why,…

(This is very long, divided into 6 parts, I don't expect you to read it all, but I provided a directory for your convenience) DIRECTORY I. Intro II. DATING: The bitches I was dealing with III. DOMESTIC MONGERING SCENE IV. INTERNATIONAL MONGERING SCENE; April 2023- May 2024, (More detailed version of my travels) V. FINANCIAL COMPARISON: Dating vs Mongering (Price by Price breakdown) VI. Summary/Conclusion Intro Hello…

Over the last few weeks, I asked a few friends and fellow customers at the club, “What do you like most about the strip club experience?” I got a few different, interesting answers, and I thought it would be fun to share them here. The names have been changed to protect the perverts. RALPH: Being approached and…

Detroit proper sucks, very little privacy,. Curtains are now down at all clubs and zero extras, but the suburbs are still quite good. You are not going to find much of a mix of nationalities. Detroit clubs are mostly some combination of white, African American and Middle Eastern, with maybe one or two Asians, and very few…

Nowdays Japanese currency is getting super cheap! Therefore I think there might be some tuscl members are planning to visit Japan for visit. You might want to experience what is sexual content is like in Japan. However, surprisingly, prostitution in Japan is illegal. According to Japanese law, direct penetration is forbidden but HJ or BJ are not forbidden. Now some…

An LDK (or "lapgasm" in other online places) occurs when a guy cums in his pants due to the friction caused by a dancer during a high-contact lap dance or VIP session. It's a topic that comes up often enough in strip-club-related forums that it's worth having a round-up article that captures often-stated opinions and realities. As usual, these are my…