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I made my maiden voyage to the dream world of Tijuana's zona Norte in April. I did two evening trips and came back to San Diego and then stayed in TJ for one night. I stuck to Hong Kong only for one reason mentioned below in detail. I wrote one detailed review of HK earlier but here in this article…

What to be aware of when doing OTC One of the things I’ve learned in my time as a Monger; is intentionality can Elevate your experience. Everything I share here is not a hard set rule; as much as it is, a recommendation from trial, failure, and adjustment. I thought I would put this out there as I’ve seen some guys…

Congratulations. You have showered, hit the ATM, and arrived at a strip club looking for a lap dance. It's going to be a good night! Make it an amazing night. Develop a rapport with your chosen dancer, and you will have a better experience all around. The key to a good lap dance is getting to know the girl first. If…

Unlike some articles, this one will tell you about experiences i may or may not have had (because everything written here should be consodered fiction, dont ya know). But i guarantee, this will not by any means be rainbows and unicorn farts. I will try for some perhaps self deprecating humor. I probably could even make a series of articles, going…

I have long been a connoisseur of strip clubs and have had plenty of regular haunts, but have never ventured to share time with a dancer outside of the club until recently. In order to allow anonymity, I will not use actual names or locations, but will try to keep the rest…

Walking into a strip club for the first time can feel like stepping into a different world. The lights, the music, and the dancers all create a unique environment that can be both exciting and intimidating. If you're new to this, you might be unsure about how to interact with the dancers in a way that feels comfortable and respectful.…

New Orleans had not been my home for long before it was threated by Hurricane Ivan. I went to Club Eve in Metairie the night before they declared evacuations and it was dead. The few staff there said most of the dancers had stayed home to prepare or already left town. I had gone with a friend,…

There is a scene early in the movie "Pretty Woman" where Richard Gere orders champagne and strawberries for Julia Roberts. Noting that he's not partaking, she tells him: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you got going, but let me give you a tip ... I'm a sure thing. Strip clubs are supposed to be sure things The core of the…

Big Tech has done amazing things for language learning. But, it's algorithms are even more prude than your High School Spanish teacher. If you're learning Spanish to communicate with the Mexicanas of Tijuana or the Cubanas of South Florida, you'll no doubt find that Google Translate, ChatGPT, or Duolingo come up short when it comes to expanding your mongering vocabulary.…

Remembering the time just before COVID I had just found out that my scheduled trip to Frankfurt to speak at a conference was cancelled. I was supposed to fly out on Saturday March 14, and I got the notification from the conference organizer Thursday morning. That was my first hint that this COVID thing was not going to be…