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Due to heavy travel, my game was always a road show where the goal was to take out, sometimes eat in, or otherwise sample many different "cuisines" around the country. I admit that I looked upon discussions about "favs" and "regulars" with something close to derision. …

The following is a story submited to my website by a customer...



I was once what you'd call a 'regular'. I would walk in and four or five girls would yell out my name, just like Norm on Cheers. Pretty pathetic, I know, but I was going through a terrible time in my life and the bar time…

One batch of babes that says "Stripper Alert" more than any other: the round-card girls who adorn pro boxing shows.



There's something incredibly cute and sexy about a scantily-clad honey ducking through the ropes every three minutes to pose and prance around the ring, holding aloft the number board for the next round.



I mean, if you…

In today's horrible economy, one might think that it could be the death of strip clubs.  And for some, that might be true.  As someone who's been enjoying strip clubs for years, I'm convinced that smart club operators can survive, or even thrive in this economy. Here are two different approaches for survival for a club:

1. Take…

How to assess a stripper? 



Sounds easy.  Rate her out of 10 based on Looks, Costume, Performance and Personality.



But Looks covers quite a lot: face, hairstyle, tits, ass, kitty and legs.  Each one of these is an important sub-category in itself.  We don't wanna get caught up in too much detail, either.



So better…

When I first started visiting strip joints regularly about 15 years ago they were much more about the show and the tease. Dancers did a lot more poll tricks and other moves than you generally see today and there was more of a playful, teasing and seductive nature to their interactions with patrons.



In the Northeast (NY…

1.  First and foremost, clubs need to enforce smoking bans.  Well over half the adult population does not smoke and that includes the clientele of strip clubs.  Allowing smoking costs clubs more than 50% of their

revenue.  That is a fact.



2. Loud, and I mean obnoxiously loud, music is a no-no and likewise costs…

I am best known for my reviews and knowledge of the Columbia Platinum Plus. It is still my favorite club. But I do visit other clubs.



I have lived in Atlanta since 1987 and started visiting the clubs here about 12 years ago. I have visited about 12 of the 43 clubs listed on TUSCL. Hotlanta is best…

 1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another…