<p>Because there has been a lack of articles describing 1st time experiences in a strip club I decided to write this article and share my experience. A few years ago my best friend and I went up to Atlantic City. We were celebrating turning 21 and wanted to live it up big. The second night I walked into the casino with $5 I hit 4 of a kind and walked out with $500. So we decided to hit the strip club. We had no idea where we were going; we got a taxi and told him to take us to the local strip club. He took us to the Bare Exposure. Once we got to the BE we paid our $20 and was patted down,checked our cellphones for $4 (didn't know how much of a scam that was at the time) We walked in and grabbed a seat. A few minutes later I saw my friend walking to a back room with a dancer, at the time I didn't know she was taking him to the LD room. Eventually this ridicuosly hot Latina dancer walks over and sits in my lap. She asks me if I wanted a lap dance; while picking my jaw up off the ground I said yes. Paid my money and we went to the LD area, she gets me in position and then proceeds to take off EVERYTHING. Keep in mind at this point this was my first LD and I had never seen a women completely naked for real and in my face. I devolved into a caveman and answered pretty much everything with grunts. I got two more lap dances and by the third I was able to at least get sentences out. I came back the next night with more money because I wanted to try out the VIP room and was introduced to stripper shit "I'm a single mom and my husband won't support me" had a good time. Went back one more time and spent too much money. I almost got in trouble on my second VIP b/c I couldn't resist the urge to touch her pussy. Bouncer buster in and told me to watch my hands, thankfully it blew over and wasn't it a big deal<br />
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What I learned.<br />
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1. Have your budget planned out in advance and don't go beyond it<br />
2. Don't be taken in by SS ( I gave her $40 more than I would have)<br />
3. Follow the rules the bouncers have a tendency to be assholes<br />
4. Make sure your tickets home are already paid for.<br />
5. Don't just take the first hot dancer into the VIP room pay attention and make sure you know what you're getting<br />
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I now consider myself an experienced noob, mostly thanks to this site.<br />
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bigdude012</p>
A smart guy learns from his mistakes. One can forget written warnings/guidelines, but one doesn't forget the feeling of touching a hot stove. BW to bd012.
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