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My first time in a strip club

Thursday, April 15, 2010 7:42 AM
<p>Because there has been a lack of articles describing 1st time experiences in a strip club I decided to write this article and share my experience.&nbsp; A few years ago my best friend and I went up to Atlantic City.&nbsp; We were celebrating turning 21 and wanted to live it up big.&nbsp; The second night I walked into the casino with $5 I hit 4 of a kind and walked out with $500.&nbsp; So we decided to hit the strip club.&nbsp; We had no idea where we were going;&nbsp; we got a taxi and told him to take us to the local strip club.&nbsp; He took us to the Bare Exposure.&nbsp; Once we got to the BE we paid our $20 and was patted down,checked our cellphones for $4 (didn't know how much of a scam that was at the time)&nbsp; We walked in and grabbed a seat.&nbsp; A few minutes later I saw my friend walking to a back room with a dancer, at the time I didn't know she was taking him to the LD room.&nbsp; Eventually this ridicuosly hot&nbsp;Latina dancer walks over and sits in my lap.&nbsp; She asks me if I wanted a lap dance; while picking my jaw up off the ground I said yes.&nbsp; Paid my money and we went to the LD area, she gets me in position and then proceeds to take off EVERYTHING.&nbsp; Keep in mind at this point this was my first LD and I had never seen a women completely naked for real and in my face.&nbsp; I devolved into a caveman and answered pretty much everything with grunts.&nbsp; I got two more lap dances and by the third I was able to at least get sentences out.&nbsp; I came back the next night with more money because I wanted to try out the VIP room and was introduced to stripper shit &quot;I'm a single mom and my husband won't support me&quot;&nbsp; had a good time.&nbsp; Went back one more time and spent too much money.&nbsp; I almost got in trouble on my second VIP b/c I couldn't resist the urge to touch her pussy.&nbsp; Bouncer buster in and told me to watch my hands, thankfully it blew over and wasn't it a big deal<br /> <br /> What I learned.<br /> <br /> 1.&nbsp; Have your budget planned out in advance and don't go beyond it<br /> 2. Don't be taken in by SS (&nbsp;I gave her&nbsp;$40&nbsp;more than I would have)<br /> 3.&nbsp; Follow the rules the bouncers have a tendency to be assholes<br /> 4.&nbsp; Make sure your tickets home are already paid for.<br /> 5. Don't just take the first hot dancer into the VIP room pay attention and make sure you know what you're getting<br /> <br /> I now consider myself an experienced noob, mostly thanks to this site.<br /> <br /> bigdude012</p>

3 comments

  • minnow
    14 years ago
    A smart guy learns from his mistakes. One can forget written warnings/guidelines, but one doesn't forget the feeling of touching a hot stove. BW to bd012.
  • Vegeta1on1
    14 years ago
    Hope many good experinces are coming your way bd012
  • bigdude012
    14 years ago
    @ Vegeta1on1 same to you.&nbsp; Going back to atlantic city in a month and intend to live up it up again.
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