The Joys of Rural Strip Clubs

Having grown up in a small town in the Midwest, I never knew anything about strip clubs or strib club culture. The county I lived in did not allow strip clubs and it seemed something that only big cities enjoyed. As I have grown older, I have learned the value, fun and intrigue of the small, strip club. Most the strip clubs I am referring to would double as a normal bar but have the added feature of all nude dancers. As a red blooded Irishmen, the features of a full bar with all nude dancers unites two of the greatest things in life:ass and liquor, not necessarily in that order. For all of you big city gangsters who know the low down on the best dancers in the hottest clubs with the tightest DJ's, I offer a few points on the Joys of Rural Strip Clubs.<br /> <br /> 1. Low Cost Cover<br /> Most rural strip clubs have a $3-8 dollar cover. This price allows me to spend more money on dances, tips, drinks,extras, smokes, etc.<br /> 2. Dress Code<br /> I am not big on bling and fashion. I don't own the clothes that make me look good. Rural strip clubs rarely have any dress codes and this reality brings a diverse group of people. High paid business will find ass and titties wherever it's at in the world. So when you go these clubs, you will see men in business suits, guys who just rode in on their Harleys, college students who look like Asher Roth and Lil' Wayne, and single men and married men going with the flow lookin for a good time. <br /> 3. Dancers<br /> While every club has drama, the small rural strip club, because of size and location, has fewer dancers. Research in this area indicates that fewer dancers equals less drams. You can't argue with science. <br /> 4.Attention<br /> I can go to a normal bar and not have women pay attention to me. At a strip club, I go for the attention. At a small rural club, the dancers are there to make money but because the client tell is fewer in numbers they have to depend more than on the their magic pussy. A conversation, a game of pool, a round of shots, a small massage is much more common in the milieu than in the make it rain culture of city clubs.<br /> 5. Extras<br /> WARNING: Not all rural strippers will give you extras. It is on a case by case basis. Having said that, and visiting clubs in the city, it is far easier, and MUCH CHEAPER to have some extra fun with the dancers, especially OTC. If the club has a VIP, there is a good chance you may have some ITC extras. Otherwise, most strippers at rural clubs will negoiate the price with you as soon as you enjoy some dances and/or a VIP. Remember: Strippers are ALWAYS working, not matter what they say. Never let down your guard for a minute. At the same time, enjoy the fruts of your imagination.<br /> <br /> I am sure I have not visited the best clubs in the country in the larger cities. However, for my money, the rural strip club gives me the best opprtunity for a great strip club experience.