Articles - December, 2022

So i was one that laughed at the ‘suckers’ with ATFs. I literally did. My thought was, how and why??? Like there are literally 100s of chicas. Then early this year, i repeated with a chica I met and went arriba with last year. (She’s on one of my reviews) I literally avoided her at HK every time I…

Hello everyone, it is time for yet another review from your Lasagna loving pal Garfield. Today, I will bring you my time in one of my favorite sex-caetion spots, Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico. I’ve been to Amsterdam, Medellin, Cartagena, Bogota, Panama City Panama but to me nothing is Tijuana. I have heard from several people that Tijuana during Halloween/Day of…

Sometimes you got to know when it's time to walk away. Sometimes you got to know when it's time chomp down and close on a deal. To give a little and get a whole lot more. Me, even as a kid, I used to bust the lunch ladies balls about being able to keep my change, I would keep everything…

I remember when Melrose Park, IL was a hot spot for lingerie bars, particularly on Mannheim Road. What is a lingerie bar you ask? It's a bar where the dancers dress in bikinis, either shorts or short skirts, and heels. And did Mannheim Road have a few good ones. I'm talking about Bobby's, Carl's, Louie's Lounge, and The Playpen. My…

A few weeks ago, I picked up a 20-something hardbody from the Florence McClure Women’s Correctional Center upon her release. I took her out to the Meadows Mall to pick up a few items from Victoria’s Secret, Forever 21 and Crazily Fashion. We then rolled over to Circus Circus and got a cheap hotel room for the evening. She got…

“You can fuck her if you want,” said ATFN of her friend. It was ATFN’s birthday, and I was visiting her at her home turf of Mexicali. We had a great session in my hotel room, a steak dinner, and from there went to her club, because I wanted to see what the Mexicali clubs were like. Her friend, who…

I moved to San Diego a little over a year ago. Just like every other red blooded American Male out there I had heard the stories about Tijuana my entire life. Over the past year I had crossed the border a few times with the wife or with the wife and kids to shop, eat, and mini vacation.…

I think back on my time in the strip club game, and I feel like a Kenworth W900 with one million miles on the odometer. Here is the story of my journey through strip clubbing. My first visit to a strip club was on a hot summer night in New Orleans. The strip club was Deja Vu on Bourbon Street. Deja…