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Every dancer’s favorite- cause they told me so

Sometimes going to a strip club when you are married can be a lot more expensive than you think.

I ran into a good friend from college I had not spoken with in several years. Over a few drinks she told me how her husband’s secret strip club hobby cost him pretty much everything. First a little background. Her name is Susan and in college we often hit the bars together. Susan had that girl next door look that just caught your attention and when she dressed to impress was absolutely stunning.

She loved to party and usually had her choice of the guy or girl she left with that night. She started dating a guy who was a total dick that everyone warned her about and they got married. The dick (his name is Will) went to work for Susan’s dad in medical equipment sales while Susan got her JD and masters in tax. After a few years in private practice Susan went to work in her dad’s company in accounting.

At the time the sales personnel were allowed pretty wide latitude in their expense reporting, especially the top producers. One of Susan’s first projects was going through those expense filings as the company was becoming aware that things were being charged that probably should not have been. Susan noticed that one report had some credit card charges that seemed strange. She knew it was not uncommon for the sales people to treat doctors to some golf but the billing entity seemed odd.

She didn’t think any more about until a couple of months later when she noticed a similar charge on her husband’s credit card. She googled the billing entity found it was tied to a strip club. Susan then became very upset and very curious. She had always considered herself bi but had never thought about going to a strip club. She talked a male friend into going with her and went to the club one night Will was traveling. She told me it fantastic when she first walked in, gorgeous women of all types and many of them very eager to dance for another female.

A week later she went again and met a beautiful petite brunette that she said reminded her of herself back in college. After some small talk she discovered that “Kelly” not only knew her husband but was one of his favorites. Turns out Will had said he was divorced, and that the marriage fell apart because his wife was cheating on him. After a couple’s VIP session Susan and Kelly took a selfie that they sent to Will. The message simply said “you’re fucked”.

About six months later Will was fired when it was discovered how much he had expensed the company for his strip club visits and served with divorce papers the same day. Susan continued to see Kelly and got her a job in sales with a pharmaceutical company.

Poor Will lost his wife, his house, his job and his stripper all at the same time. I told Susan it could not have happened to a nicer guy and if she and Kelly were back in NC visiting any time I would love to get together.

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