the ultimate strip club list

A recent guys’ trip to Vegas inevitably ended up at Sapphire, my go-to club. Even though I’m not a local, I’ve been remembered by some dancers because I always visit when I’m in town. This…

Out of curiosity, I decided to check the place out—mainly because I was intrigued by the unusually high number of reviews. It's currently ranked as the number one spot in terms of total review count,…

Visited the club on a Tuesday. I was expecting a much slower night but the parking lot seemed relatively full. Entered the club without hastle and received a full security pat down. Entering the club…

Made the trip to Montreal's North Shore to visit O'Gascon recently. Thursday night about 8:00 in a nice neighborhood with a well-lit parking lot that looked reasonably secure-PSA for those not in the know,…

Even though Centrrfolds was a reliably high mileage club, I don’t go there as often as I did in years passed. Houston is so damn big and the traffic is worse than ever. Although you…

I had a good time here and may have even met a solid dancer to meet outside - it hasn’t happened yet due to scheduling issues but any day now fingers crossed.

9 dollar entry, mostly…

Location: Fairways Inn is located just off northbound route 13, south side of Smyrna. Clearly marked building, easy to find.

Parking: 30+ parking spots, medium sized lot, good condition. Parking lot is well lit, and felt…

Been to Sapphires a few times over the years. Had an opportunity to visit on a Thursday night after a work function. While the club was pretty slow, I did luck out and met a…

Decided to stop at one of my go to haunts on my way back from western Mass at around 3:30 in the afternoon.

As per my previous reviews it is 5 minutes off of 395…

This is located in Maho behind the small strip of restaurants and shops that make up its main drag. If you drive there, there’s a large parking lot behind it. I arrived shortly after it…

There is no other way to describe this other than I got the generic/average strip club experience. Went on a random Thursday night, arrived just before midnight. Cover at the door was $20. I chose…

I decided to make the drive to Vivide on Wednesday of the week of the 4th of July. It was about 4:45PM when I backed into a spot on the grassy side of the…

I visited on a Tuesday at midnight, and let’s just say it was a unique experience! The entry fee was $10, with a two-drink minimum at $7 each, bringing the total cost to get…

This is a visit a few months ago when one blind dancer who was evening shift and is now day shift was around. She was new at the time.
I’m not a pandora regular - club…

Look- I honestly have only been here about 3 times. So I don’t even know how the operation works. I know you walk in through some oddly industrial looking silver doors. Once inside you follows…

Chicas Bonitas is a lot of fun but not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for a clean, safe club, you may want to pass. Rhino, Sapphire, even Minks on the west side…

like Pandora. I go daytime. This day I go night time.
I pay 21 $. I get sprite. Two stage. Many girl.
They now sell beer.

Parking lot full. I park next door.
It on Lake City Way.…

It was hump day and got off work early so off to Pandoras to get my hump on.
Got there around 3:00 before the shift change so I can catch the higher mileage day…