the ultimate strip club list

If you haven’t been to Miami Bar, you’re just missing out on the real FUN. It’s been a while since my last visit to HK club on a Friday evening.The club was simply jamming and…

I had not been to Le Grillon in many years. It was closed for a bit, but it's been back now for awhile. Still the same as before. It's a small club, with a…

I visited Goldfingers immediately after leaving Hot Peppers, around 11pm. To enter, you must walk down a long way and then take several stairs downward to reach the club. There was no cover charge and…

Stopped at 205 on a Thursday in early May. Building is non descript from the outside. Small parking lot with maybe 10-15 spots or else looks like street parking which is also free.…

I had heard a lot about Diablas.....Chicas Bonitas V2....and thought I'd see what they were all about. I went on a Wednesday afternoon around 3PM.

The location is in a deserted strip mall. I walk in…

Arrived on a Monday after noon around 2pm. Lot is not in good shape but just navigate around the potholes. Tons of spaces up front are blocked off by cones. Not sure who they are…

Ok here we go! Stopped by on a Friday afternoon at 130ish give or take. I forgot how dark it is inside. Walk in , stay a few seconds in the vestibule to get ready,…

Hadn’t been here in years, so decided to stop back in and give it another go. The club is upstairs above a bar called Sneaky Pete’s. There used to be a deal that if you…

Friday evening, after an event at the Wells Fargo Arena, I ventured to the Outer Limits for the first time in awhile. Arrived about 10:30 pm to a pretty full parking lot.

The Outer Limits is…

Ok here we go! Stopped by on a Friday afternoon at 130ish give or take. Walk in , stay a few seconds in the vestibule to get ready, then walk in and still not ready…

This was my third stop of the night. First of all it's not really a strip club, it's a message parlor. Walked up to a very nice house with a farmers porch right…

I visited this club whilst on holiday in Florida with a friend from England, the second of two clubs I visited.

We arrived via Uber at the club at about 8pm. The entry charge was…

Went to Vivid last Wednesday. I haven’t been here in a bit. Quite a few things have changed. To start the name is The Vault. At least that’s what is in the door. From what…

So what ca I say about the layout that already has not been said before . Parking is amble . Next to a Exotic fish store and they where repairing the lot this night .…

10PM. Killed 2 hours at Doll House before switching over to Sins. Outside security guy wanded us. Warned us not to fall in love. Hot pawg door girl collected a $13 cover. Busty auburn bartender…

8PM. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink.
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Around 6 dancers that night. 3 BBL Cubans. Plus a naturally thick older one. Sexy dimpled ass. A muscular white chick. Hard bolt ons. And a petite tatted…

1PM. $10 cover. Light pocket check. Strong 420 scent. Hell yeah.
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About 7 girls when I arrived. Closer to 16 when I left at 4. Majority Cuban with a few Dominicans/Colombians in the mix. Half of…

I’d just left Syn. Despite being listed as opening at noon, the doors were still locked at 1PM. No one in the building. No one answering the phone. Fuck that place.
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Fortunately, Tattletale is only…

I was in Ft Lauderdale for work so I made a trip to DD. DD's has become my go to when in SOFL. I like Cheetah but for me DD fits what I am looking…

I stopped by the PO on my way to the airport in the early afternoon. I wasn't expecting much but hoped to at least see a few of the afternoon-regular dancers, at least- Glossy, Genie…

Under new ownership but not much has changed except at night there is a new vip area that is 60 to the house for 15 minutes. Not sure what it’s like because I visit during…

Stopped by last on a May Friday afternoon. I love this place and refer to it as the Criket Express due to it's ease of accesibility. No valet hassle, no cover, walk past…

Arrived around 9; stayed a couple of hours. It was slow when I got there, but things seemed to pick up as the night went on. The stage lighting was dim--it was hard to see…

I've been going to this Christies for many years and have been a regular.
It used to be so hopping for years with their famous topless $10 topless table dances from about 2006 to…