Gotta Catch Em All

10PM. Killed 2 hours at Doll House before switching over to Sins. Outside security guy wanded us. Warned us not to fall in love. Hot pawg door girl collected a $13 cover. Busty auburn bartender served up $6 required soft drinks. (Monsters are $7). And I always pay $5 to see her tits.

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About 15 dancers. Majority skinny blondes. Latina spinners. Basically: flat asses as far as the eye could see. Many girls were still in the dressing room at first. Intriguing to see which new or familiar faces would come out. A few alt/goths with septum/smiley piercings. A mixed Filipina I’d met before. An older latina with an enormous chest…

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Got my favorite seat that dancers usually claim first. Corner next to the main stage. Tipping distance without being in pervs row. Across from the bar so we could still watch UFC. I noticed the voluptuous brunette with HUGE naturals get on. I tossed a fiver so she’d set those H cups free. Curves in all the right places. I was drooling like a cartoon wolf. “She’s fuckin hot” I told my friend. Without even looking up from Tinder, he said “yeah but her dances suck.” Haha true. She always seemed bored. Ready to get them over with. That body, though. Damn.