First experience here....won't be back

I had heard a lot about Diablas.....Chicas Bonitas V2....and thought I'd see what they were all about. I went on a Wednesday afternoon around 3PM.

The location is in a deserted strip mall. I walk in and there is a small check-in booth on the right side where I pay a $10 cover and get a wrist band. I pull up to the bar and get a Diet Coke (not sure the cost). The club is dead (not unexpected for Wednesay afternoon) with nobody on stage, nobody sitting at any tables. There was one other dude at the bar and about 5 girls. Most of them were playing on the slot machines to the side. The club is a DIVE, and even if it was busy, it is not an appealing place. The stages are TINY, from what I remember the poles didn't even seem to go all the way to the ceiling.

Girls start coming up to me right away and they are FUGLY (I get that it's not the cream of the crop given the day/time). Most of them I shoo away, but the prettiest of the bunch (6.5) comes up and I talked to her for a little bit. All were Latina....zero English. She gave me the usual stripper talk: so handsome, you must work out, etc, etc and after a little bit I agreed to some dances ($25ea). We go back to the line of booths - nobody was back there, but on a busy night you are literally on top of each other. I'm not shy at a strip club, but if you spread your arms wide, you would hit somebody on each side. It's TIGHT. There us a single row of seats, each is like a large chair, and if you look over to your side you see eactly what is going on.