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Very disappointed. The club is on a side street in a residential area. It has been there for several decades. Street parking is simple and the area is safe. You pay between a $15…

Went in on Superbowl Sunday. Big screen was up over the stage to show the game so no girls were dancing during the game. Pulled in, gave keys to the valet [mandatory]. It's an $8 valet,…

Arrived Thursday afternoon around 230pm after playing hooky at work and gladded I stopped in. Valeted my car for $10 as I don’t care about giving up keys. You can also park on the street…

The new site is up and running You don't even have to change your shitty passwords. Go use it at https://app.tuscl.net Please post your thoughts and comments here in this thread.

Went to Subi’s again after a few months hiatus. This is a safe area of Southgate, I do usually use valet though. I described the club in a previous review but to summarize, as you…

We went on a drink special night. Her drink was only $3, my soda was $6. Seemed hella backwards. Dancers can sometimes be standoffish to couples, so we're used to getting largely ignored, unless we…

Sad to say that Covid closed this one down. Hopefully, it will open back up.

It is important to approach strip clubs with an open mind, respect for the performers, and consideration for the establishment's rules and policies. With that said, here is a beginner's guide to strip clubs: Choose a club: Research local strip clubs in your area and choose one that fits your preferences. Look for reviews and ratings online…

A Sports Gambling Disaster May Loom http://newser.com/s331435 I figured this was going to happen. I’ve consistently placed sports bets since I was in college. I have my own personal bookie. I do bet…

I arrived at the Criket at about 3:20 PM, finding the parking lot about half full. It's a fenced-in lot, seems very secure, and there is no valet. I entered the club and for $3…

Haven't been around in awhile. Do we now have to be VIP to read any reviews at all? Also did the site get a redesign?

I get through the area every 6 months or so and always stop in. Parking still awkward after climbing a steep drive and gravel at the top. I arrived around 7:30 with a guy…

Admission after 7 is $10, though I used a "get into jail free" card that I got at the Christmas party. Friendly girl at the door, offered change. There's a cup of mints and a…

Went to D-Spot on a Saturday afternoon, This is not your typical Strip Club, I’m not sure that the owner has ever been to a strip club in Houston. I know…

Its been a little over 6 months since I have reviewed my local club I remember I was talking a lot about the so called $40 dance movement going on, if you want to call…

Hadn't been to Flight Club in sometime as it is the high-priced club in the club community. Had a little bit of time and decided to check it out again. Usually visit clubs…

I carry a lot of $1’s, $5’s, and $20’s so the Ulysses and Benjamin’s get lost in my wallet. I know some of you will justifiably make fun of me, but after a dance I…

First time visiting this club. After viewing some of the reviews in TUSCL, I decided to give this one a go; since I was already in ATL for business. The visit: I was here on a…

A long time ago, I wrote an article about my first trip to a strip club and what a great experience it was, and how you never forget your first club experience. After my first trip to The Grandview, I wanted to go back immediately. The only problem was I was a poor 18 year old working a part…

A dancer stopped by my table. She was young, thin and cute, but her tits were smaller than what I like. However, I wanted to be friendly. Me: "Would you like a drink?" Dancer: "I…