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Conversations that you will only have in a strip club

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jackslashDetroit strip clubs

A dancer stopped by my table. She was young, thin and cute, but her tits were smaller than what I like. However, I wanted to be friendly.

Me: "Would you like a drink?"

Dancer: "I don't drink. I give blow jobs."

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mike710

So she like protein drinks?

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Muddy

Time is money!

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ATACdawg

Check, please!! 😂

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It's the only place kosers get to reject hot women or where married men coerce them into prostitution.

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SirLapdancealot

Yeah @Iceydodo. And it's also the only place where cosplay pimps can find their "girlfriend".

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CJKent_band

Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

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doctorevil

OK, I don't want her name, but I do want the club name.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

scrub said "yea a dancer to an unknown customer admitted to an illegal act"

In a club that is known for extras and/or in an area that is known for extras, then you will encounter dancers who are this brazen about what they do. Personally, I prefer a little more chit-chat, but on a certain level you have to admire their honesty. I imagine they don't do that with any guy who has a cop "vibe", but it does happen.

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shailynn

Did this happen at Flight Club?

I’ll never forget - one of the best lines ever given to me there… a super cute dancer came up to me and I said “I think we should do some lapdances,” and she replied “well I really like to fuck.”

One of my best strip club nights ever.

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Warrior15

Her - " Do you have a condom or do I need to go to the back? "

Me - " Do you use a condom when you do a blow job ?"

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Cashman1234

I like her direct approach. I learned to not kiss that dancer, I hope the practice has made her very good with her mouth, and I hope she is less abrupt when performing blow jobs.

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TheElmerFudd

@jackslash and I are in Detroit, where this is to be expected. My experience has been that most dancers are there for the extras, so they learned to be efficient about it. But a minority of dancers also sell their company as part of the package, so you get a mix of things

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Mike Rotch

Love it when the dancers get flirty. I once said to a dancer "The things I'd do to you" and she replied "The things I'd let you do to me."

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