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Tuesday I arrived at Henry’ at about 4:00 in the afternoon. Parked on the side where parking is free. I walked in the club and there was a $5 cover charge but I…

Tuesday I arrived at Bogart’s at about 3:30 in the afternoon. Parked on the side where parking is free. I walked in the club and there was a $5 cover charge. This club…

Found myself in Central NJ again and paid a visit to Manville's little club that could. The club is wedged in between buildings on a side street off the town's main drag. Street parking only.…

Tuesday I arrived at the Criket at about 2:30 in the afternoon. Parked in the back where parking is free. I walked in the club and there was no cover charge. I…

Arrived at Purple Orchid around midnight on a Wednesday night after leaving Oasis. The club is located in an industrial area, that seemed slightly sketchy, but still fine. There is a parking lot…

Stopped by in the afternoon for a beer and to check the place out. There were only four other customers at the bar and 3 girls dancing, two were WOC, and one was really cute…

Stopped by Oasis on Wednesday night about 11pm. It is located on an industrial road near the airport. They have plenty of parking out front in a dedicated lot. $5 cover, go…

Last year, I was scouting the area as I'm soon to become a "winter texan" . I had stopped by the Tex Mex so see what it was about based on reviews here.…

Arrived around 430, free parking and $10 cover. Quick pat down. Upon entering, immediately greeted by hot and sexy Latina. After lapping the place and using the men's room I joined her for…

I had an early evening hockey game to attend about ten minutse up the road so I left early to beat the traffic.
I stopped at The Lamplighter because that was the first of the neighboring…

I had an early evening hockey game to attend 10 minutes down the road so I left early enough to beat the traffic which also gave me time to kill.
Because this was the first of…

This review covers multiple nights, mostly Saturdays but some weeknights as well.

Bazookas is in the Crossroads on the streetcar line. It's nice and clean but there's no alcohol. There is a bar next door…

Decided to give the place another try. Beer prices were reasonable at $5.25. Very few customers. The place just seems dead. I did get quick service at the bar, but I should have with the…

Went for the first time in over a year. There was a featured dancer so there was a cover charge. Place is actually pretty clean, no smoking allowed anymore so there's that.
There was a…

Went in on a Tuesday night around 1 am so I guess Wednesday morning. I hadn't gone to a club in about 8 years (last was centerfolds) and couldn't sleep so I said fuck…

I booked my 30 minute VIP session in advance and arrived five minutes before my appointment. It's a short 10-minute Uber ride from my hotel, and I get cash from the ATM nearby a few…

I started my night at Atlantis based on word of mouth and reviews... spoiler alert, I was disappointed.
Paid the $10 entry and walked in - the place was kinda busy and I immediately noticed that…

I happened to be driving down east sample Rd. recently and I looked over and saw the obvious signage for porthole pub. Might as well check it out, even on a Monday afternoon.

This place…

Totally chill vibe. There were two older couples having fun with the dancers. There was maybe 1 or 2 quiet regulars. Nobody seemed to be looking for trouble.

2 trips upstairs (which you only pay…

If I was asked to design a hole-in-the-wall club I would use this place as a model. The parking lot small on the side of the building and fills up quickly. The entrance is on…

Strange but fun night.

I started at Paradise Found, but no dancers at 8:00 pm. At least they told me at the door.

So I went to Lookers. Empty, but "Heaven" was amazing and saved the night.

Layout…

Found this place. About 15 minute drive from -75. The parking lot was pretty empty. 3 cars in one side and about the same amount on the other side. Parking is well lit and very…