the ultimate strip club list

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on Wednesday at 1pm. The club was half packed with many open seats when I arrived. The club has four 4 stages but one is a small stage and it is…

I made a recent Saturday afternoon visit to Bandaids. I arrived mid-afternoon, sometime around 2-3:00. Plenty of parking available in their oddly shaped little parking lot. No daytime cover charge here, no…

I visited on a Friday night at around 9:30pm, as the club opens at 8:00. It's located right on a main tourist square and very easy to find. You enter the club through a tunnel…

I got to this club around 3:30 on Friday, after the security check with the pat down and nut check I went in and got a beer. The place was packed. I have…

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching things…

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and bars…

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which was…

I've been to the Vu pre-covid and after, usually going over every other month or so. Overall the main vibe works for me. Not high pressure, but I'm generally willing to tip for the time…

I've described criket many times and it never changes. They are on a main road, easy to find and in a decent part of town. This is not Detroit, it's a nearby suburb, and criket…

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Visited 2/1/23

It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…

Went on a Friday afternoon for an specific dancer. Everyone knows the set up so I won’t Jo into that. Stage in the center, dj booth on the left as you come in. Couches and…

Its was fairly late on a Sunday so my expectations were limited. I arrived around 11 and the atmosphere was subdued however there were 4-5 pretty hot women and 6-7 others in the dance rotation.…

I visited Cheetah on Friday noon. The club has four stages and two different private dance rooms. I ordered water for $4.50 and got the free lunch with it.

The women were mostly good looking. I…

This place has been described many times before. Ample parking though might have to park at the far back of the side lot when it's busy. No cover. Seating is only around the stage so…

I read alot of posts mostly talking about extras and things like that, So I'll break it down for some if not most of you. The girls have a system and rules. If it's your…

I visited on a Friday evening, about 10pm. My ride share from downtown Dallas took about 10 minutes ($15). Cover charge was only $3. A bottle of water was $5.75, I think.

The club was…

This was my third visit since reopening.

Exterior remind same. Entrance through kitchen door. No cover during day. 5 bucks for nonalcoholic drink. Vanessa was bartending. Rectangular bar with stage in middle and two poles. Dancers…

(Directions, layout, drink prices same as my last review)

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Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I…

I went on a super Tuesday because they have a very good deal of $5 for lapdance on first and third tuesday of the month
besides what you pay for lapdance to the girl you also…

Was off on Fri and haven't been down here in a minute so figured I'd stop by for a bit. $20 at the door since there weren't any deals on their IG (usually aren't on…

I've been to this place 8 times over the past 6 months so I'll leave my general impressions here in case anyone cares.

Parking, cover, drinks, etc: $16 valet but you can park at the casino…

(Full disclosure: this used to be my favorite club, so Scrubby should have his "shill review" rubber stamp ready.)

Inflation, I used to think, was a problem for other people. I'm on a diet; my…

Look in my eyes, what did I see? The Kilt of Personality!! - In Living Colour (referenced)

More about this later. Hadn’t been here in a few months. It’s a hit or miss place with…

I was in Tempe around AZ Mills on Wednesday night and I had the night free so I decided to stop by Christie’s. I’ve passed by it many times driving on Baseline. It’s right off…

I arrived at Chicas on Thursday evening at 7:30 PM and was immediately greeted with a vibrant atmosphere filled with the energy of the Latin music playing in the background. The entrance fee was $15,…

I'll keep this short, but not sweet. This is kinda an annual review of this spot for all of '22. As several recent reviews have pointed out, this spot has really hit the…

Visiting Atlanta for work and had time to kill before my flight. Went in Friday about 2:30pm and stayed to about 5pm. There were more cars in the lot than I expected, but…

Arrived 1:15 on Valentine’s Day’s Parking lot had had 8-10 cars. Nice paved lot very safe. Large bushes to give some privacy. Large glass doors and to the left was a cutie…

I've been to Bazooka's many times, and it's a different club in the day than night. At night, it's a pretty typical club. The girls are overall good looking and there will be…

Stopped into The Dollhouse on Friday to take advantage of their 4-8 pm happy hour prices. Free admission, half price domestic beer ($3.75) & wine, half price well drinks and VIP rooms were supposed to…

Very disappointed.

The club is on a side street in a residential area. It has been there for several decades. Street parking is simple and the area is safe.

You pay between a $15…

Went in on Superbowl Sunday. Big screen was up over the stage to show the game so no girls were dancing during the game.

Pulled in, gave keys to the valet [mandatory]. It's an $8 valet,…