Consistency, your name is EI

I have not seen a man eat his own head [Team America reference], but I've seen everything else.  I got here around 10:30 PM and was greeted by what looked like a stripper wearing a sash, asking me if I needed 1s or a drink !  I would later find out she is in her 2nd trimester and is allowed to get customers 1s and drinks .. but does not have to dance.  Thank the saints! 

As usual, this is a Sunday, and I'm driving a rental, so I parked across the street for $7, got the pat down, and then paid the $20 cover to enter.  Walking into the inner dancer area, I was greeted by two dancers I had not seen in a while, and after chatting them up, I got wall dances from the tatted one who had put on some weight.  The music here has become a bit of a joke as there is no consistency or mixing, and you can flip a coin as to whether you will get a full length song or a two minute clip.  Dances are $10 a pop and most of the girls will negotiate especially as many of the guys are just sitting around, not getting dances and there isn't anything to see here other than when a game is on .. but I would not come here on a game night

There were about fifteen to twenty ladies working tonight, ranging from this tiny grinder whose waist could not be more than 21" to some that were as wide as an oil barrel ..not knocking, just not trying it! This is a hole in the wall so 5-7s are the norm.  The narrow spinner appeared to be relatively new, and I nearly emptied my pockets getting dances from her.  She was not overly hands on but knew how to work it.  Only three girls danced in the center stage, including this one chick who could work it on the floor but could not translate to an actual lap dance except twerking her ass... it was nice to look at, but she was all over the place when in my lap.