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Easy to go in and not spend a lot of money. Went there on a Friday night, not many girls there, and most stuck to their regulars. Lap dances were mediocre, expect no…

I went here on a Sunday night. about 6 girls working and maybe 20 customers. It's a medium size club with a decent layout. They have a very good sound system.…

Was there Saturday night after being disappointed with Cheetah on Friday night. Got there early, slow starting but as evening wore on things got much better. Dancers were very friendly and easy to…

Went here on Saturday night. Paid $7 to get in. Maybe 15 customers and 6 girls. Small club. Very smokey. One tiny round stage with poll in middle of the room.…

Deja Vu is slowly creeping ahead of Ybor Strip as my club of choice. Why? Because for the most part, when I go in - dayshift - deja vu consistantly has 3 or…

Was in weekend before last to pick up my ATF waitress for an evening of catching up on old times. It had been since October since I was there to see Carter. Now…

Tried the club again on a Thursday night (4/1) after the disappointing Wednesday, and what a turn-around! The place was hopping, and the girls were working the floor. There were at…

After reading the recent reviews I decided to try this place again. The quality of the dancers (as well as the supply) has improved. While there were a few 3-4s there were also…

Went there to see my favorite dancer, but she was gone. Her name was Emily. There were others and they were gone, too. Chloe, Envy and a few have left. This place was okay and…

Had a GREAT time at Mons Venus last month. The ladies are aggressive and come back over and over again asking for dances. Be certain to watch and learn before taking a dance because…

Went on Monday night, so may not be represative. Like the other reviewer said, very nice place inside, Absolutley dead until 10 PM. Arrived around 9, was told chics would start dancing in 10…

The Gold Club has always been a premier strip club in San Francisco. The ladies are in the 6-10 range (on a 10 pt scale). They have a day shift and a night shift, with…

Wow I'm disappointed. This was always a club with a good reputation of a decent bang for the buck. The new price hikes have taken most of the excitement out of the club for me…

I stopped in here a couple of times in early March, on a Wednesday and a Thursday. Admission is free from 4-7 and there's a very relaxed atmosphere inside. Drinks are all $3 during happy…

Stopped in a couple of times last weekend and found that overall, the girls there were disappointing—too many of them were either overweight, had beer bellies (I thought that was reserved for guys) or were…

Went on Saturday April 3 in the early evening.

First this is a topless club with a full bar. I went in about 5pm and it was no cover with beer specials, I did get the…

Stopped by early on a Saturday evening (first visit) and had no problem finding the place (GPS helps). Club is fairly large with lots of girls (I think I arrived right around a shift…

Having sampled both the day crew and night shift, I must say the day is much better. Day shift rates a 10 while night rates a 6 for an average rating of 8.…

I've got to speak on XTC as it is one of my favorite clubs in the area but has managed to accrue a less-than-stellar rating on this site. Admittedly, I don't patronize it as…

Went there last THursday because Rick's was tooooo crowded. Not bad, but not like Rick's. Did have a pretty good dance from Lindsey in the vip area. There were also a few…

It's difficult to rate this place, so I'll be generous with an 8. It all depends on what girls happen to be working. Some nights I've seen maybe only 5 girls, none pretty (typically…

Now if the previous post is not a shamless attempt to promote the club and advertise I dont know what is. This place hasnt had a decent review on any board in forever. Granted they…

Hard to pin down this club. It was utterly packed the night I was there. Dancers were a mix of african american and caucasion girls, and they would dance at a tiny stage…

Went here for a bachelor party later in the night, after everyone wanted to go somewhere raunchier. This was the place, all nude, with hot, but pushy dancers! If you tip the DJ,…

Night or day, the quality is great and you don't have to wait for a seat like you do at Night Trips. The girls will continually ask you for a table dance ($20) but if…

Seems a 4 girl night is now regular. And I wouldn't be unhappy with the four that were there. But note to the owner (He's the guy there in the evening)WAKE THE PLACE UP! STARTING…

This place keeps getting better!! Be a good boy and some dancers will bring the goods to you. The damdest thing happened to me a few weeks back I was trying for a few…

Visited K2U for the first time last Friday evening. Place was quiet (for a Friday). Girls were reasonably attractive and pretty much all natural; most were very friendly with little or no pressure…

This place just isn't very exciting. The girls are ok looking, but don't walk the room or interact with customers. Place is nice inside but basically the girls take turns going on stage…

Went here for a buddies bachelor party, pretty fun time as usual, as long as you are into watching hot chicks dancing, and not so much into "all nude" or lap dances. Go somewhere…

Visited the Lodge early on a Monday morning (11am). As expected the club was empty. There was no cover. I walked to the bar and got something to drink when a tall…

4play is located in a very upscale area of LA. There isn't a parking lot. You either have to get valet parking or find a spot on the side streets. The club…

I have been here twice, and neither time was that great. The first time I was there, the place was basically empty. (like 3 customers) and only one dancer, who wasnt that good…

As others have said, this is a great place to go if you want more than just a lap dance. I have enjoyed more than one happy ending at Sheri's, both from nice looking…

Stopped in on a rainy, miserable Sunday night and found the
place to be pretty empty. Paid a $10 cover to get in to the downstairs area where the girls dance wearing G-strings.…

A little better this time. Went late last week, in the evening. Lots of girls, not dead, but not too crowded, just right. Got a couple of dances from a cute bleached blond,…

This place is a scam. The nite I was there, 4 girls, the best one being a 4. And all they wanted to do was try to go to the back. Which…