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Nude Strip Club

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

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mon-sat 4pm-2am; sun 7pm (amateur night)

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This is out of business and is being turned into a grocery store. Lap Dance Cost: 20 Avg. Drink Cost: 3.5 Cover Day: 7 Cover Night: 7 Alcohol, Bottle Service, Non-Smoking, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, Prepay Private Dances

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4 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Visions is closed.

Visions is closed. Loved the tiny woman with the big furry boots. I'll miss you Visions, met some nice ladies there. For Sale sign outside. Newspaper article about…

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4 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Impression of Visions Saturday night

[This review is from before COVID shutdown. Not open now.] The building is at 3554 E. Washington, on the north side of the street across from AutoZone. The white building has a good-sized…

deepthinkerIllinois

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5 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Back in Madison & Returned to Visions... but man, what happened?!

Returned to Madison and my usual circuit of Visions & Club Bristol. It had been about 5-6 months since the last trip out. Wow, have things changed. Hate to…

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5 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

On Life Support?

This place is dieing. Went in at MNF halftime, paid $8 cover, no women. A year ago, there were always around 6 dancers during the games, most coming around asking…

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5 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Had a great time while in town on a work trip - would visit again.

Visited this club on a business trip so it was a weeknight, not a lot of activity, and the vibe was very low key. Club has some seating around the main stage…

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5 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Visited on a Monday around 7pm. The bar itself is no frills and has cold beer and a tv. I like the environment. The stage is cool with ample seating. There were…

BigDieselIllinois

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5 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Been a while; Checked back in w/Visions 2 days in a row..

So, it had been a while since I was in Madison and, by association, my usual "circuit" of visiting Club Bristol (in Sun Prairie) and Visions. I visited Visions on a…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

This was the first time I tried stopping in since the shooting that year. I have driven by several times and the parking lot has been barely full, this time it was…

Sleepgood89Wisconsin

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Good location, generous pours, laid back env., however beware of parking..

Visions isn't bad if you're looking for some laid back fun near downtown Madison, WI. Big advisory: Parking can be a challenge - *do not park* at the Mexican restaurant…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Stopped by this place as i was driving thur town today It was cold out side but the action was good on the inside…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Good time Mondays

Stopped by this place as i was driving thur town today It was cold out side but the action was good on the inside…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

not bad for Wisconsin

We had stopped by Club Bristol (which only had three girls, 2 of whom should not be dancing) before Visions so that may have been why Visions seemed quite good. $8 cover…

captainfunnew city, new club

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

3LeggedManChicago, IL

Sexy? Skanky? This can’t be the same club I

Sexy? Skanky? This can’t be the same club I visited a couple years ago. I spent time by the stage watching exactly ONE girl strip completely, and when I agreed…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Not much to see here. Dancers are maybe 4's at the worst and 7's at the best. The private dancing area is cramped and not…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Sexy, Skanky and some dirty fun!!

Visions Strip Club may look like a dirty run down place for creepy men, and sexy skanky women with little to no morals... but that’s because it kind of is. From the…

zahoodudeWisconsin

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Alittle Slimmy Alittle Sexy

From the moment you walk into the unassuming dark strip club called “Visions” you’ll be greeted by the sketchy yet friendly enough doormen. Once…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Girls were hot but were also kind of cold, didn't seem to be too interested... Albeit was a Tuesday and the place was dead afterall. Tall blonde was super attractive, not sure…

hman217Wisconsin

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Need to Move Out of This Place

Because I'm spending too much money on what is at best a decent dance. I mean - this last time I went in, I did enjoy the private dance quite a bit.…

joeystevens69Wisconsin

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Stopped on by during a Thursday night around 630. Only 6 girls working according to the board, but when I looked around I only…

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6 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I will preface this to say that I only spent about 30 minutes at Visions. As many have said the parking lot is tiny, but I was able to get a spot.…

drnewsWandering Business Traveler

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7 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Marilyn Is Great

I think this was my fourth visit to Visions. The cover was $8 which isn't terrible. I do miss my hometown club and it's $10 a year membership fee. And, a single…

joeystevens69Wisconsin

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7 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Biased but Honest Review

My ex-girlfriend worked at Visions for a few months, so I can tell you this place is on the up-and-up. Silk is a little more picky with their girls but they're that…

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7 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Cover at Visions in Madison was reasonable at around $10. The location is the most convenient to downtown (5 min), compared to other clubs in the area. This makes up for the…

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7 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Average but not the worst

Came late on a Wednesday night. Wanted to pop in on my way home from work to see how it was. Not many dancers around but probably a slow night. Drinks were average…

Badgerfan9000Minnesota

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7 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

A real 5 star experience

I just had the best ever lap dance with a petite, perfectly proportioned breasts, the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, with curves, soft hair and a beautiful face. She…

bestlapdanceever

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7 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

A Decent Little Booty Club

Visions is a decent little booty club to go for some harmless adult entertainment. Upon walking through the doors you may be alittle turned off by the dimly lit corners that inhabit…

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7 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I liked it. Small, older...

I liked it. Small, older club, girl-next-door dancers, cheap drinks, friendly bartender. My first visit, went on a Monday night for some NFL and some nudity, aka happiness. There were 4…

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Interesting Club

This place is pretty hit or miss as far as talent is concerned. Lots of different sizes, shapes, colors, of girls. The dancers lean toward having tattoos and piercings, and unnatural colors…

alextrebeksmustacheWisconsin

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

This was my first stop at Visions since summer...and I probably won't be going back anytime soon. The dancer quality was just ok with my last stop but seems to have…

tusclA catch-all account

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I was in Madison on a Friday night and decided to check out the local strip club. It was an experience, to say the least. The positive was that they had craft…

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Not happy again

I went here for the first time since I did my last decks here 3 years ago. I should have e just read my last review and not stopped back. I came on…

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Visited this establishment while on a business trip. Arrived around 8-9 pm. About 3-4 customers and a bunch of regulars who seemed like they were the dancer's friends just hanging around. They…

antwondupinIllinois

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

good experience

Been to this club before. Always have a nice relaxing time. Staff is cool and service at bar is great. Drinks are a decent value ($6 for a strong…

bbb1230Minnesota

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

When I went before it was a happier group of strippers. Must have been an off night. I do have to say that I heard some of them talking they make more…

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I had a very good experience at Visions. The bouncers and bar tenders were friendly and helpful. They played upbeat music. The girls on the average were ok. You could spot the…

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Far better experience than I was expecting

Place is a bit run down, but you'll find some real cute college girls here on occasion, and the drinks are reasonably priced. Not sure I would recommend a lap dance. While…

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Late Saturday Evevning Visit

Stopped in at Visions on a Saturday evening, it was semi busy but not packed. First thing to note is that parking down the area is now a royal pain due to…

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

The "Laid Back" Club in Madison

I've been here several times. I have a life on the weekends, so I rarely visit on a Friday/Saturday night. It's not the poshest club, but it's super laid back.…

badgerfuckWisconsin

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

nothing special; will check it out again later

Went to Visions on a Saturday night, around 10pm. There were 5 or 6 dancers in the place..2 black and the rest white. Two of the dancers were attractive but…

tusclA catch-all account

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Friday Evening Visit

Came here right at opening at 6PM after a brief visit at Bristol, a few other patrons came strolling in shortly after. First time here, the inside looks nice a bit better…

blazianWisconsin

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8 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Not too bad, but not great

I went to this club a few weeks ago and have been there a few times before, but this is my first review and will be based on my latest visit.…

studnoWisconsin

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9 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Was in Madison for a Badgers game and decided to check UT this club after the game. I arrived around 10 p.m. and paid an $8 cover charge. There were about…

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9 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Less Than I Expected

I went to Visions on Monday nite, hoping to see/feel some pretty nude ladies. Well, I SAW some. There were 6-7 dancers on duty, mostly white, 2 black. Of…

3LeggedManChicago, IL

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9 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Best time I have had at Visions

I was in Madison visiting some friends when I got the urge to see some skin. I was on the East side so I stopped by Visions. For the first…

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9 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Not worth a college try

I went to this place hoping to capitalize on the "college" atmosphere. What I saw during my visit were a couple of heavier young girls and some veterans with a lot of…

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9 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Better than last time

I stopped in while in the area on a Thursday night. Got a drink and sat at the stage as the girl dancing was an 8 and only one other customer…

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9 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at the club. The outside looks like a local bar and there is not much parking. When you enter, the bar is to your left…

Deere7877Indiana

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I have been here multiple times...

I have been here multiple times on weeknights, early evenings, and late till close. Dancers are hit or miss, mostly 4/5s, occasional 7/8, but they tend to not last. Some girls…

bbbsmithNowhere

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I was in town on a...

I was in town on a business trip so I thought I'd swing in to see what was going on. Dance floor and bar have a nice lay out. The curves of…

trackboy96Vermont

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Been to Visions a few times,...

Been to Visions a few times, as its the only club within Madison so its easily accessible if you're within the city in the first place. I most recently went on a…

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

On the outside this place kind...

On the outside this place kind of looks a little scetchy but once you go inside after paying the $10 door charge it's not to bad. The parking lot is kind of…

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

The club would be awesome if...

The club would be awesome if the music matched the caliber of the dancers. There was plenty of typical, very slow, unmotivating, shit dance songs. I think we even heard slow…

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Visited Visions after the Badger homecoming...

Visited Visions after the Badger homecoming game last Saturday night and I was pleasantly surprised! I hadn't been there in many years and had low expectations, but club was clean and the…

barrelsWisconsin

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Nothing fancy here, but usually still...

Nothing fancy here, but usually still a pretty good time. Quality of girls usually runs the gamut, some nights can be hit or miss. Parking lot is very small and usually don't…

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

My wife and I went here...

My wife and I went here after a disappointment at Bristol. The drinks were well priced, as I paid $10 for two mixed drinks. The dancers were pretty awesome as well. There…

Natencecy2010Illinois

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10 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I stopped in to Visions while...

I stopped in to Visions while visiting Madison for business. I hadn't been there for about 6 or 7 years. Last time I had a great time, so I figured I'd give…

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

The space: This is a small,...

The space: This is a small, local bar type club. There's a reasonably sized stage, but the ceiling isn't high enough. The girls: Most are below average with only two that night being…

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

My least favorite of the Madison...

My least favorite of the Madison area strip clubs. The only reaso I stopped by was a friend lives near by and he wanted to go because for some reason…

tenacioussteveCalifornia

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

It's been a very long time...

It's been a very long time since I've visited this place and let me tell you, it hasn't gotten better with age. Despite the newly painted dance on the outside with stars…

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I came in here after work...

I came in here after work a few weeks ago. No cover. Club itself is bit rundown but definitely not as bad as some. Horseshoe bar. One nice looking bartender. I got there…

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Stopped in on a Wednesday at...

Stopped in on a Wednesday at about 630 on. The bad news was that the dancers don't start until 7, but the good news was that they didn't start charging a…

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Myself and my wife went here...

Myself and my wife went here last night and I must say, I'd much rather go in here during the week rather than on the weekend. I know that's odd, but we…

Natencecy2010Illinois

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Myself and my wife went here...

Myself and my wife went here last night and I must say, I'd much rather go in here during the week rather than on the weekend. I know that's odd, but we…

Natencecy2010Illinois

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I went with a friend a...

I went with a friend a little bit before midnight on the weekend, it was fairly dead. It has the atmosphere of a dive bar. As a dive, it was fairly dingy.…

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11 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

From the outside, the club looks...

From the outside, the club looks decent, a bit run down, but not too bad. Parking is a very limited, and can be a bit of a pain. Once inside, the decor…

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12 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I was driving thru Madison recently and was aware of this place so I thought I would stop in. Do yourself a favor and just keep…

DickJohnsonIllinois

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12 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I seem to recall that the...

I seem to recall that the last time I was in this place many years ago, I promised myself that I wouldn't return. But I was stuck in Madison for…

occasionalpatron

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12 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

First problem here is the small...

First problem here is the small parking lot. When I arrived a few minutes past midnight, there were no spaces left. There is a lot right across the street that you can…

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13 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Honestly, i had a bad time....

Honestly, i had a bad time. I mean, the dancers look bad, the side of town it's on is shitty, and the place looks like crap. The bouncers are ass holes. I…

tusclA catch-all account

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13 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Went to Visions a couple of...

Went to Visions a couple of months ago as it seemed to be the only stripclub in that area. I should have walked out as soon I walked in but being…

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13 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Very limited lit parking. The parking...

Very limited lit parking. The parking lot is in front of the club. All the smokers are just outside the door. The inside of the club has low ceilings and the stage…

TiredtravelerSolo PL

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13 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I can't make tons of comparisons...

I can't make tons of comparisons here, but Visions has some pros and cons. At the time I went laps dances were I believe $15. The club was dead when I was…

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13 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I went to Visions this past...

I went to Visions this past Saturday. Myself and two buddies were in town for a beer festival, and decided to look for a club. The first thing I noticed was the…

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14 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

i went there on Monday night....

i went there on Monday night. It was 7$ to get in. The place is really small for a strip club or maybe I am used to Texas size clubs. The drinks were…

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14 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I am from NY/NJ and after...

I am from NY/NJ and after reading some of the reviews, I should have probably stayed home, but with a couple of hours to kill, I went. The reviews are correct.…

richnj01Connecticut

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14 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I like petie girls with above...

I like petie girls with above average chests this place was nice just air dances no touching at all so dances are probally a waste of money. I wonder if more go…

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15 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I stopped in with a few...

I stopped in with a few buddies a little while back, and i certainly was not impressed. The dancers are mostly white with a few black girls. Mostly smaller girls with even smaller…

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15 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

stopped by with 2 friends on...

stopped by with 2 friends on a Saturday time. The cover is 8 dollars, drinks are pretty cheap. The club is very crowded and not easy to find a table.The girls working…

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15 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I get to this part of...

I get to this part of town every once in a while, so I am near anyway, so I sometimes stop. It looks not too good a place, had some thugs in…

leroy_brown_3700

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16 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I live in town and go...

I live in town and go to this club once a month or so. Quality here can be a little uneven, but to each his own. My favorite is a…

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16 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Was in Madison on business. This...

Was in Madison on business. This club is easy enough to find-it's right on the main drag as you drive into the city. Parking is very limited so you may need to…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Generally, this club lived up to...

Generally, this club lived up to its mediocre reputation. Its easy enough to get to in Madison, but the parking is limited. You may have to park on a side street, but…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Went on a Monday night -...

Went on a Monday night - supposed to be amateur night. No amateurs showed up. Only about 5 or 6 dancers, one or two of which were "nice". However,…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Was at visions on a saturday...

Was at visions on a saturday night. 10 cover. Place has dingy feel, dark, and below average girls probably 10 there that night and 2 or 3 worth seeing -…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Was there for a friend's bachelor...

Was there for a friend's bachelor party on a friday night. I had never been there before so I didn't know what to expect. The girls were okay at best,…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Me and a friend stopped by...

Me and a friend stopped by on a Tuesday night while traveling from Chicago to Minneapolis. We figured with the Univ of Wisc there that the only strip club in town…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Went there on Saturday afternoon following...

Went there on Saturday afternoon following the Wisconsin game. We actually helped open the place which was a little but embarrassing, but we were guys who wanted a strip club. Women…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Went here last Thursday night -...

Went here last Thursday night - 8/16. Woman of various sizes and colors. i liked the petite ones. Girl from Peru was hot with nice tight body. Totally nude was a big…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

The ladies are quite lovely in...

The ladies are quite lovely in this club, although the rules keep things pretty tame. No touching is tolerated, for example. A decent time - although the drinks are a…

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17 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

This club is not as good...

This club is not as good as it used to be. The layou is about the same (one stage with lots of seats around it, a few small tables and some…

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18 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I'd like to pick up the...

I'd like to pick up the point scale for this club. They have really picked things up in the last few months. They have switched to a full nude with alcohol format. The…

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18 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I've gone here twice and was...

I've gone here twice and was not impressed either time. I do tend to go at odd times...near closing, etc. But my hopes were certainly not met in any situation.…

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18 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I had the chance to check...

I had the chance to check out Visions on a recent trip to Madison. I was kind of dissapointed with what I found. Overpriced drinks (although strong, so worth it).…

ZARDaddyMissouri

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18 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

This place hasn't been the same...

This place hasn't been the same ever since the city of Madison banned total nudity in 1986. Used to be the only game in town and had a great crowd of…

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19 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I was just passing through town...

I was just passing through town Sunday night with a 5 hour layover in Madison and decided to take a cab to Visions, and check out their amatuer night. Not…

Hugh_G_RectionMichigan

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19 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

Its amazing that a great town...

Its amazing that a great town like Madison can't have a decent pole bar. I give the gals a lot of credit whowork there, but I am never, ever entertained.…

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20 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

I still give Visions a try...

I still give Visions a try once a year just because it's the only game in town in Madison. And every time I go back I keep wondering why I come back.…

powertorqFlorida

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20 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

This club is just plain bad!...

This club is just plain bad! No mood of excitement. Girls can't stand to be there. Average girl is a 3-4. Stages are set up in unorthodox patterns…

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20 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

The appearance of the girls is...

The appearance of the girls is hit and mostly miss. The most important thing is there is no contact allowed. The club has some not so great, with exceptions, weekly touring girls…

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20 yrs ago

3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704

This place just isn't very exciting....

This place just isn't very exciting. The girls are ok looking, but don't walk the room or interact with customers. Place is nice inside but basically the girls take turns…