the ultimate strip club list

Coming in hot from the west coast. Out here, I usually stay with full nude clubs (as mileage is more of a sure thing). Additionally, plenty of these clubs post roll calls online, offer entry…

I went here on a Sunday around 2PM. There were at least 6 girls working. It was happy hour so my vodka soda was 4 bucks. There were probably 7 dancers there and 10 patrons.…

I will not go into a bunch of details about the club layout since that has been covered in other reviews, other than to say that it's nice and spacious, the lighting is not bad,…

After a fruitless trip to the Lake City Deja Vu, I headed south for something a bit more reliable: Pandora’s. Layout: Upon entry, 2 stages directly ahead, lap dance area to the far right, VIP rooms…

We'll start with the 'talent' and move on to the place. Yeah, calling these girls "thick" is a very generous description. And "generous" is a good word, because you haven't seen so many…

So never been to this place in SF before and a friend took me. When you go inside, the place immediately opens up to a cavern like room with a small pole dancing stage on…

Went a few times for the first time post-covid. Lots of changes and definitely lacking compared to what it used to be. Attendance on Friday night was ok, but half what would be a good…

This review is a bit delayed…and some of the details at this point are a little fuzzy…but it was from a trip I took in the Summer to Dreamgirls after a stop at nearby Mohegan…

In the area for work, didn’t feel like traveling to the mainland for some of the more popular clubs. Mermaids it is! First glance: it’s a dive. Plenty of parking, no pat down or ID scan…

Lived in this area for a long time but for whatever reason never been to this spot. Likely because it is the furthest away from me by a good distance and the girls i talk…

Title says it all, courtesy of Leo Tolstoy

It was Halloween night and decided to check out the old Sahara Theater in Anaheim. Ive been to this place in the past so I knew its wasn't a low millage club and extra fun…

This spot is definitely a bit of a dive. The bar has your typical spirits, mixers, and beers for the area. The prices are average. I've not tried the food. The girls are for the…

The more I go to this place, the more I am convinced it is one of the best clubs in California if not the country. The bouncer is always friendly and the afternoon entry…

This is a review of my trip to Delilah’s earlier this week. It is a medium size club right off the main st of Manville. It has a long center stage the girls dance on…

Was looking for recommendations for clubs that feature primarily thin/fit white, East Asian, or Latina women. As interested in recommendations on which nights to go on, and which club VIP areas look the other way…

I arrived here a bit after midnight Thursday night (technically Friday morning). Bouncer outside just let me in, no pat down or ID check. Cover was $20. Bathrooms are to the right straight in front…

I will review two different stops at Bourbon Street, a Wednesday night and the following day on Thursday afternoon. The place is the same as ever - very dark, bar on the right, three…

4 Play Lounge is nestled in a shopping plaza of vice. Literally two "aromatherapy" shops and a couple of vape shops surround this club. One side of the club has a pool table,…

Arrived on a Thursday late afternoon around 4. The location is very easy to reach if coming down 75 S. Get off at Northside Dr and go straight across. Free parking and…

I wasn't planning on visiting another Thursday in a row, but here we are. A third Thursday in a row. It was an impromptu trip so I arrived pretty late around 10 pm. Parking lot…

I went with a friend the other night. There's a parking lot to the left side of the building. When you go in you see a guy who searches you. No hats allowed.…

I’m not posting this in the political section because there should be nothing political about honoring our veterans So if you are proud to be an American thank a veteran for their service, if you feel…

This is my type of place! Came with the Harley Road King and the nice door man let me in for free after showing him my military ID - which doesn’t always happen at these…

I'm new in town so I decided to try out the only club in the area. I got there around 2:30 just after opening. Parking lot was pretty empty. Free parking. When I went…

Went to L&L after a long time. Parking and entry were free at around 3 pm. Not much seemed to have changed, but the dance stage is now near the entrance. It may…

While the staff was generally friendly and attentive, there were instances where service fell short of expectations. The wait time for drinks was a bit lengthy, and some of the staff appeared a tad disinterested.…