the ultimate strip club list

My go-to club in SF is Gold club (I’ve reviewed it several times) but I was finishing dinner right by this place and chose to go in rather than taking an uber to Gold to…

I have not visited Scarlett’s Cabaret in two years, so I flew a few reconnaissance missions to Scarlett’s Cabaret. All visits were on Thursdays, Fridays, or Saturdays after 22:00. The cover charge was always $20.…

Last Saturday night, I found myself stepping through the doors of Baby Dolls, a two-floor gentlemen’s club that doesn’t try too hard to impress—because it doesn’t need to. It’s got that worn-in charm: dim lights,…

Saturday night as the spring golf season was winding down. The club is located in town Myrtle and is on a major road so it’s very secure and easy to find. Large parking…

Visited fort worth tx during noon hours and had some time left to complete my bucket list that included this club. Overall good experience and value for money . Here is my observations

Parking :…

This is my favorite club amytime i wander into Chicago and surrounding area. First, the layout. Parking is easy and fells plenty safe. Once you walk through the entry into the club you walk through…

Stopped here on a recent Friday at 8pm. Parking lot was secure they also had a
security person outside. That's a plus. Cover was $20 at this time of day but I guess…

Hump day visit on a short week. Not too may folks present, but needed a quick moment to take in the glory of the last few years. The inside has changed with a…

First visit to rumors on a Sunday on the way out of the city. Got there around 4:30, pretty open lot with an officer parked out back. One guy at the door did an id…

I hadn't been to Hollywoods for quite a while and thought I'd venture in to see what it's like now. I always felt it was a place to see Gold Coast beach girls showing…

was driving back from LAX to my socal casa in the mountains on a Saturday night and since I had already visited some of the coffee shops in the OC I thought I'd check…

So this club is only a few miles away from where I live and I do visit it quite a lot but unfortunately, it can be a hit or miss depending on the day. I…

Been awhile since I stopped at T&A (Chi Chi's) so I figured what the hell! I timed the visit just right as the afternoon chicas were coming in groups of two's and three's, and still…

The club is in North Las Vegas, about 20 mins. from the strip. It's not a great part of town (North Las Vegas), but not really dangerous. Palomino is 2 doors down.

It's…

After watching the sunset at the Gatty (Saturday they open till late), I chose my second stop at 4 Play as it is close by and I heard the ladies are gorgeous.

Arriving around 8.30pm,…

Had a work trip with a noon Friday flight so figured I had some time to stay late on a Thursday night and go again. When you pull up there is a valet service, as…

I have been here quite often but this is my second review. As mentioned you walk in and you’re greeted by a man collecting $10 for the cover. Free before 6pm every night. Behind the…

Saturday afternoon visit. Bar is usually not crowded. Bartender is usually Maria, but often little cute Margie. Today was Maria. $10 cover, 2 non alcohol drinks. It's byob.
Girls are on stage for 2…

I've been to Goldrush before during the day when I think there was only 1 other customer and maybe 4 dancers. I got a great series of dances from one....so I was in…

This club has been reviewed plenty of times so ill focus on changes. First time going here since the rebrand.
As soon as you enter you can see the difference. New tables, chairs, and video…

okay. Not going lie this will be in many ways a short review, then some commentary.

the TLDR:

$30 to enter
$5 for water
$30 for one lap dance.

Decided to fold then and there and just…

I entered at 11:30 and the cover charge was $10. (This is one thing better than Monday.) If you have labor union card, the bouncer will scan it and make your cover charge as $5.…

Made a return visit to Vivid on recent work trip. See my earlier review for layout since nothing significant has changed on that front.

• When I arrived I mentioned to lady at the window…

I arrived a little before 5 on a Friday afternoon, and did not have to pay cover, nor did they check my ID. The guy at the booth inside the door waved me in with…

The usual -- pink building off 130, near car dearlership, can't miss it. Bathrooms to the left, DJ room to the right. Dimly lit. Give your cover to the bartender. I always give her 40…

I chose Spearmint Rhino as my first stop for my vacation/strip club tour because based on the previous reviews, it balances beauty and mileage.

My first stop was on Friday evening around 8pm, dropped off…

The parking lot is simple gravel, and was ample enough to make parking close easy. The place looks pretty small from outside, but it was not too cramped. Inside and to the right…

Let's start with some context. I bring and pay with cash only and will never go beyond what I brought. I was bringing cash based on the prices I am used to but boooy was…

Was bored the other Saturday night and instead of visiting the Raleigh clubs figured I would make a trip to Durham since it’s only slightly farther for me and the prices aren’t as much. For…

Probably like a lot of NYC midtown clubs, this place is well decorated, dark and filled with 7ups....with some 9's and 10's thrown in.
Does this make it a good club? No..... IMHO.
It is…

Decided to drive to Philly for some food and strip club on a Saturday. Got there around 7, there was ample parking but it is very uneven and parking lot could use some work. There…

Stopped in this joint after doing some sleuthing online. Report said this place was a low end club with ‘mostly pigs who parade around as strippers’ but had ‘a few hot dancers’ that ‘will do…

It had been a while since I visited this club. Treasures (in the same neighborhood as this place and with the same owners) has changed their policy and closed off like 3/4 of the club…

I’ve visited this club several times over the past few months and there a reason I keep going back. Bourbon Street has the hottest girls working and there are always plenty working!

This last time I…

It's been over a year since I've visited last and not much has changed. I don't think the owner(s) of the club invest any money back into the business. I won't cover club layout…

First time going to Lace. Pulled up late afternoon on a Tuesday so I figured it would be quite how I like it. Very easy and ample parking. Soon as I walked in went right…

Found myself at Cover Girls on a Monday afternoon after a work event and it has been the most enjoyable club I have visited.

Let’s start with the arrival:
I got to the club around 3pm.…

I have been here a few times over the past several years, always during the week and most recently a year ago or more, but found myself out nearby late Friday and decided to pop…

Stopped back in here on a Sunday late afternoon. The place has been described accurately in previous reviews (including by me), so I won't repeat all of that. In short, small dive bar,…

I was bored and have had some good times here so I took a chance. Went in around midnight. As noted by others $10 and one drink $4 to enter. Layout has not changed so…