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Tourist in LV, I drove to the club. Upon entering, they looked at my ID, asked me how I got there and said entry was $45.

Was immediately approached by a very pretty dancer, petite, say…

My last trip to the Millstream was an afternoon visit in early December. This time was an evening visit - and a much longer one - about 5 hours. I arrived at 6:30pm…

I wish this place received more attention on TUSCL as the reviews are relatively infrequent, and I'd rather not submit back to back reviews. None-the-less, I believe that the two previous reviews (one of them…

Me and the wife just started going to strip clubs 50m 49f. I’m sure my reviews are different because we always go as couple . We went after a matinee show so early evening.…

I hadn’t hit any spots recently due to AMPs but they can’t always scratch the itch of a thick bodied woman. I never been to Jiggles before but have heard good things so I decided…

This was first time me and my wife went to a club outside US. Conveniently located few minutes walk from Sonesta. Large stage when you walk in and you can sit…

Went to Bazooka around shift change time so it was pretty empty at the time. Sat there playing on my phone scoping some of the talent as they came in. Saw two that I was…

Been to porthole a few times. Located in a strip mall off sample road. It’s usually busy at night but this visit was a Sunday around noon and parking lot was empty. I’ve been here…

If you haven't been here before let me give you the lowdown. Downtown Romulus (one block) is within five miles of DTW. The busiest venue is this club. The town is safe but there's nothing…

Ive been going to PK for years now and it seems to be one of the only good clubs remaining in IL. There is turnover on girls of course but seems you find gems every…

I was in town to see clients and used to be a regular here over fifteen years ago. We used to hangout when a mill was being built in Dearborn and loved this place.

Mandatory…

I was in Philly for a convention and decided to finally go to the most reviewed club on east coast to experience the fun, reached the club around 6:30 PM, Playhouse lounge comes as adverized…

Stopped in on Thursday night. This is a classy club with a lot of beautiful girls and a nice layout. The two stages in the main area and a smaller one in the back. The…

The following review took place Friday afternoon, I arrived to the club about 4:30pm. No cover as expected at this time, I walk in and see the place is jamming. This club by far has…

First time visit to the Trap.
Easy to find - large parking lot. They offer valet, but you can self park in the lot through the fence (not far) and then pay the valet attendant…

Went here to watch the Superbowl with a friend. This was my 3rd time here, the other times I went alone and spent too much money so…

Stopped by on an early Sunday evening, about 7 PM. Cover+drink was the usual $16, though there was no waitress (so the entry guy walked me directly to the bar).

It seemed a bit slow,…

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10.

So I guess you'd call…

The Good:
Nice building, great security and lighting in the parking lot. You feel safe.
Good chairs
Many girls.
Free entry with hotel room key

The Bad:
Dance Prices, I was charged $50 for ONE…

My previous review of Playhouse triggered a few of the regulars who disputed my observations. I called the girls that Friday night "gorgeous." Well, they were.

So now it's a few weeks later. Also Friday.…

I have been to many NJ bars in my time and one of the things that I have learned over the years is to try some places I dismissed where there is a lot of…

I’ve been to Sonny’s a total of 3 of times in February. All of them are at 9 pm ish. The cover was $10 not too bad . There’s no minimum drink purchase. There…

D&G has been a regular spot of mine and it turns out others are now starting to realize there’s more to Tijuana than just HK.

First and foremost, Tecates are $3 here while other beers…

Following on our Friday excursion (see previous review), we decided to go again two days later, on a Sunday evening, again at around 11pm :) No security check, metal detector, or door fee.

I will not…

Went on a Friday around 11am, with a prior reservation through my buddies who live there. Walked in, no security screening (probably because of the arrangement), sat on couch facing the stage. The place was…

Went to Cheetah in Hallandale for a friend's birthday party. No issues with the parking. Paid $15 to get in since it was after 7 on Saturday. Place is decent looking and played mostly hip/hop…