the ultimate strip club list

okay. Not going lie this will be in many ways a short review, then some commentary.

the TLDR:

$30 to enter
$5 for water
$30 for one lap dance.

Decided to fold then and there and just…

I entered at 11:30 and the cover charge was $10. (This is one thing better than Monday.) If you have labor union card, the bouncer will scan it and make your cover charge as $5.…

Made a return visit to Vivid on recent work trip. See my earlier review for layout since nothing significant has changed on that front.

• When I arrived I mentioned to lady at the window…

I arrived a little before 5 on a Friday afternoon, and did not have to pay cover, nor did they check my ID. The guy at the booth inside the door waved me in with…

The usual -- pink building off 130, near car dearlership, can't miss it. Bathrooms to the left, DJ room to the right. Dimly lit. Give your cover to the bartender. I always give her 40…

I chose Spearmint Rhino as my first stop for my vacation/strip club tour because based on the previous reviews, it balances beauty and mileage.

My first stop was on Friday evening around 8pm, dropped off…

The parking lot is simple gravel, and was ample enough to make parking close easy. The place looks pretty small from outside, but it was not too cramped. Inside and to the right…

Let's start with some context. I bring and pay with cash only and will never go beyond what I brought. I was bringing cash based on the prices I am used to but boooy was…

Was bored the other Saturday night and instead of visiting the Raleigh clubs figured I would make a trip to Durham since it’s only slightly farther for me and the prices aren’t as much. For…

Probably like a lot of NYC midtown clubs, this place is well decorated, dark and filled with 7ups....with some 9's and 10's thrown in.
Does this make it a good club? No..... IMHO.
It is…

Decided to drive to Philly for some food and strip club on a Saturday. Got there around 7, there was ample parking but it is very uneven and parking lot could use some work. There…

Stopped in this joint after doing some sleuthing online. Report said this place was a low end club with ‘mostly pigs who parade around as strippers’ but had ‘a few hot dancers’ that ‘will do…

It had been a while since I visited this club. Treasures (in the same neighborhood as this place and with the same owners) has changed their policy and closed off like 3/4 of the club…

I’ve visited this club several times over the past few months and there a reason I keep going back. Bourbon Street has the hottest girls working and there are always plenty working!

This last time I…

It's been over a year since I've visited last and not much has changed. I don't think the owner(s) of the club invest any money back into the business. I won't cover club layout…

First time going to Lace. Pulled up late afternoon on a Tuesday so I figured it would be quite how I like it. Very easy and ample parking. Soon as I walked in went right…

Found myself at Cover Girls on a Monday afternoon after a work event and it has been the most enjoyable club I have visited.

Let’s start with the arrival:
I got to the club around 3pm.…

I have been here a few times over the past several years, always during the week and most recently a year ago or more, but found myself out nearby late Friday and decided to pop…

Stopped back in here on a Sunday late afternoon. The place has been described accurately in previous reviews (including by me), so I won't repeat all of that. In short, small dive bar,…

I was bored and have had some good times here so I took a chance. Went in around midnight. As noted by others $10 and one drink $4 to enter. Layout has not changed so…

I went on a Monday afternoon/night. Arrived around 6 pm, but I believe they open at 4. The overall quality of girls was better than my last visit and I would rate around…

I was in Myrtle for 2 days, Sunday and Monday. Not the best times for strip clubbing but you have to take what you have. Sunday afternoon wasn't the greatest so I didn't…

I have been to DC a number of times, almost always in the afternoon. The space is really cool, I believe it used to be a bank, probably from the first half of 20th century.…

I arrived at around 9pm. Entered door and was charged $10 cover. Not the 5 that was posted here. No big deal.

When you enter there is a bar room to your left. About…

Arrived around 1PM I Saw the younger brunette cutie Karen dancing. She has a nice ass and seemed friendly. Maria with nice natural boobs was also dancing. Both of them are Latina, this club is…

Arrived about 340 and drove into a nearly empty lot. I was told it was packed at 2. Smell of stale cigarettes and smoke hits you as you walk in. Cover $5…

Not the easiest to get to from the City, but compared to the clubs in the city it is usually worth the drive. The problem is that it can get expensive in a hurry.

A few…

Went on a Thursday afternoon, was in the area and decided to give it another try since the last visit was a bust.
Enter thru a metal detector and main bar to your left, DJ booth…