the ultimate strip club list

I end most of my reviews with the acronym, YMMV. I do this for two reasons: 1. Just because that is the experience I had on that particular day at that particular club, with that particular dancer or dancers doesn't mean you will have a similar experience. 2. Everyone's definition of "mileage" is not the same. Let's tackle these one at a…

Have not been to the LA area in a long time, but there were some good extras clubs in the burbs. I just don't remember where I was.

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Went there about 11:00 PM yesterday. There was a short line to get in. They do not allow cellphones, smart watches or headphones. There were a little more than 10 dancers - all Cubans. I…

Decided to stop in for their Taco Thursday deals, $2 tacos and $15 dances. Got there around 1 and only had an hour or so to spend there. It seems like they usually have a…

I know, I know - first review but I have been to this club many, many times since Covid restrictions let up in the spring of 2021. (Remember private rooms with masks on - best…

went to the club middle of the afternoon and had not been there in a while. No admission and plenty of free parking. There were not many customers and while i was there no…

Stopped in Friday around 10pm. Not going to go over all the details of the club as they’ve been described extensively. Only thing different for me was a full pat down upon entry by the…

This review describes a few November and December visits where i focused on visiting a regular dancer in the afternoon. Arrival is to a fenced parking lot with no valet. No cover on day shift.…

There's plenty of parking around club risque northeast, if not in the parking lot, there are usually spots on the side street because it's directly across from a big lot used for…

There is steak house close to the local arena in my city where I am a regular. Before games/shows/events me, possibly some friends and possibly a young lady who shakes her bum bum for blue bills tip the hostess, file in and get our usual seat. Most of the time, I’m getting a chop salad with blue cheese crumbles…

I’m not that religious but even I think this is weird at a religious funeral in a church. But a lot of people do things like listen to music, watch movies and TV, etc on…

Went to Houston for meetings and wanted to find a neighborhood club with a relaxed atmosphere. I had stopped by Diosa and Glamour Girls earlier in the day, but did not find what I was…

This was my first visit to Bucks Cab. There was a dancer at Baby Dolls FT Worth that is now dancing here who I went to see. Parking was free and there was a cover, I…

Landed at ORD later than I wanted. So just wanted to chill and checked out the Gold Room. Mandatory valet $6 (or $20 if you wanted it parked in front which wasn't needed on a…

Got a serious question, maybe more like a comment… I see a trend of guys leaving reviews of SC’s and the girls that work them, using explicit detail! Not holding nothing back, no attempt at code,…

I recently visited Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara, and it was a mixed experience. The club is pretty small, which I didn’t mind, but it’s worth noting that it’s the only strip club in the…

Returned to Showcase after having not stopped by in awhile.. Location is very close to Bodyshop so i thought i would stop in and check it out. Cover was $30, paid at the window just as you…

I visited crazy girls on a Sunday night at around 9pm. As I entered the guy at the front patted me down. Now I forget what the cover was exactly but I believe it was…

Okay, I need to start by saying I went to Sapphire Club for my bachelor party nearly 23 years ago, so this was my second visit there since October of 2001. This time was my…

Park on the side for free. Frisked prior to walk in the entrance. $30 cover, $5-7 drinks. $25 VIP. $20 dances. First waitress was extremely friendly, pointing out the girls were all Latina and spoke varied amounts…

This was my first spot of the night when I was in town for work. The second being Centerfolds. They close at 2am and Centerfolds at 3am so figured I go here from 11pm to…

Hello there everyone! Hope you're all doing well and great. So I know I already talked about this before but again I was just gonna say me and some friends have an active group chat…