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Read back for parking / interior discussions and descriptions. I will note that the upper level ( there are only 2, and is only up 2 steps from the bar area ) now has…

Was in NYC over the weekend for an event and decided to try this place. Had read reviews, wasn't sure what to expect but it was within walking distance so I gave it a shot.…

It has been a very long time since I've been to PP. For better or worse, not much has changed. I only go here on Sundays because there's nowhere else open on Sundays really, and…

I hadn't been to Atlantis in years but recently checked it out late night on a Wednesday. Free, big parking lot. $10 cover charge taken from a middle aged woman up front. A host type…

Back in the DMV, and I got the chance to visit the Inn once again. I ended up visiting on Sunday, since my weekend was pretty busy with events, and I was pleasantly surprised.…

10pm. Just watched Florida beat Texas Tech at Twin Peaks. Lively crowd. Spectacular talent. Couldn’t tell if Sins would compare girls or excitement wise, but we gave it a shot anyway. $13 entry. $6 required soft…

Rather than post this as a review, I'm posting as an article precisely because it doesn't really make sense as a review. There is a club I used to go to during business trips during the 2010s. This club consistently exceeded expectations on looks and mileage, being very close to a local university. The recruitment of…

Returned to Beach Girls after about a two year absence. I arrived at 9:30 hoping that would be late enough that activity had picked up, but it was still pretty dead. 4 dancers…

It had been a month or two since my last visit but had a Wednesday night free so decided to check it out again. I was there from about 9 pm - 3:30 am with…

Once again, I find myself at the Slipper out of proximity and boredom. Arrives at 4pm or so on a rainy Wednesday afternoon. No cover until 7. Two doors to get in, hard right to…

I'm from Atlanta, so I've been spoiled by $5 full nude day shift lap dances. While out of town on business, I encountered 3/$100 full nude dances during the day. That is a 600% increase…

Sapphire March 2025 Two clients and myself went to Sapphire on a Sunday night after midnight. It's a quick and inexpensive Uber from the Bellagio and probably even faster from the north strip hotels like Resorts…

Hey everyone, I have been a regular at this club since October. I have been going in at least once a month. I originally started going only on day shift, during weekdays. My experience on…

The parking lot was half filled so I knew plenty of dancers would be working. $16.00 to get buzzed in after I’d check and sign in. Never have understood the signing in. It was still early…

How am I only today years old to learn that rub and tugs are legal in Canada? Legal to provide I guess technically illegal to consume, but that doesn’t seem to be stopping anyone.

Dropped by Rick’s at 9pm on a Saturday night. The cover is usually $20, but if you can name a host or a stripper they will comp it. Coat check is free, but…

I'll be arriving in Vegas again on 12 June for eight nights. Yes, I know some of you think I'm crazy going for so long, or at all come to think of it. If any of…

The Millstream Inn on the west side of Baltimore is my regular club in the area. Although I only stop in every few months, I have been doing so for over 20 years.…

Read the reviews here about Phoenix clubs and went with lower expectations. Entrance fees was nominal ($10 or $15). I got a drink after entering (no hard sell there too). There were 6-7 girls in the main…

After dropping off my cousin and his wife at BWI, I decided to travel further north and visit Baltimore's block. For those that don't know the block is a street in downtown that has all…

Got in about 4:30p on Saturday. Light pat down, metal Detector and ID check. Free before 7p. Miller light special was $4. Bar is directly in front of the door. Small Vip section to the right.…

From other reviews, I heard Hi Liter is the only club with higher mileage in Phoenix but not top quality. I went Monday afternoon as that was the only slot during my visit. No cover charges during…

My first club in SF. I hit Golds first, on a Saturday night, hoping to get the best looking dancers in town. There were definitely a few knockouts but the quality varied. Do yourself a…

I dropped by Brad’s Brass Flamingo on a Thursday night, and overall, it was a solid experience. It’s one of the better-known clubs in Indy, and it had a decent crowd without feeling overcrowded. Parking…

It's been a few years since I've reviewed this place. My last experience was definitely not good. However, this visit was okay. Yep. Just okay. Inflation on dance prices is killing me. Let's get basics…

I stopped by BBD on a Monday night about 6pm. The parking lot was less than half full. Paid my $5 cover. When I got in the club I saw the dancers far outnumbered the…

Back in The D and planned a free hour at the Criket on the way to the airport for a late afternoon flight . Free gated parking behind the club, no door charge, and…