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The original basket of deplorables.
review
published 3 yrs ago
Wow! Great Visit! Like the Old Days!
reviewed by
JohnReal

9.0

Great Visit on a Thursday evening in December. I've reviewed the Lodge before but this was the first time in a long time the Dancer QUALITY was substantially improved. Obviously a big deal as it's…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
US wasting billions on new aircraft carrier and strike force
posted by
Dave_Anderson

Yeah this really benefits the average American. Let's keep fighting foreign "enemies" while the "homeland" keeps turning to shit.

kusi.com

review
published 3 yrs ago
Dead inside, but I still had a good time
reviewed by
Handygood

7.7

I live close to Sugar 44, so I usually stop in there first just in case I get lucky. But as usual, the talent was subpar. After 45 disappointing minutes at Sugar, I headed down…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Too quite on a Tuesday afternoon
reviewed by
serpentx

7.3

I went to the treasure club for the first time today around 5pm. Maybe it was right after the new year or maybe it was a Tuesday afternoon, the place was largely dead. The front…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Woman caught on video stripping from dress, using it as mask in ice cream shop
posted by
jackslash

The most surprising thing about this story is that it did not happen in Florida.

nypost.com

review
published 3 yrs ago
Ricks is the best in midtown
reviewed by
AlanSmitty

7.7

Walked in after a Knicks game on a Friday night. Door guy walks you in. You pay 20 at entrance and then coat check is feee but have to tip.

We walk in and asks…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Sunday Trip
reviewed by
Durango98

7.0

Visited on a Saturday afternoon for the first time since before the Pandemic. Decided to make the trek up from Baltimore since my ATF club, the Players Club, has closed. Club doesn't look like much…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Have You Had COVID-19 Yet?
posted by
sinclair

I see every day since December 30th, there have been over 500,000 new cases in the United States. The virus is spreading far worse than ever before. Some states have zero ICU beds left. I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Better than expected
reviewed by
Swr60

5.3

As others stated the road is now 2 ways but still lots of construction to finish. The parking lot was 40% full, clean and well lite. They have valet for $6.00.

I…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Pop Quiz: Who wins this fight?
posted by
DoctorPhil.

You’re driving along and you see one guy driving a ‘77 AMC Hornet and another guy driving an ‘79 Mercury Bobcat. They get pissed off at each other and start driving dangerously, like they’re trying…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Decent lunch
reviewed by
akjay

7.3

I was back in Dallas again on a business trip and made two separate visits to Chicas Locas - the first in a Tuesday afternoon and the second on Thursday evening. I will primarily discuss…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Tuesday After Noon
reviewed by
GrayFox

7.7

Went on a couple of Tuesdays afternoons the club opens at Noon but dancers don't go on stage till there are at least 3 customers in the club.
the first dancer didn't go on stage till…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Glamorous No Alcohol Club Close to Manhattan
reviewed by
Lost_In_Space

7.7

Show Palace is very convenient to Manhattan. You go over the Upper Roadway of the Queensboro (59th Street) Bridge and you are right there. With no traffic, you can get there in 6 minutes. Show…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Haven Place/Desire Baltimore 2-fer?

Fellow TUSCLers, unexpectedly it looks like I might have a chance to go clubbing Baltimore this Saturday. I will be travelling South on 95 from Harford County and would prefer to avoid The Block.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Giving it another try.
reviewed by
lick-that

6.0

Went this past Sunday to see if things have improved any. Of course this covers the twin bars of La Pearl and Outter Space.

So far post lockdown it has been disappointing, but at least the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Silk City is Better than it used to Be
reviewed by
emilio42

7.0

Silk City is usually closed but I visited on a Friday night and it was open for business. They were charging a $20 cover charge which is high for the area. I arrived about 11:00…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Didn’t work out this time, but I’d try again
reviewed by
Bengoeshuntin

5.0

I don’t often come to this club but I figured while on a trip that I’d stop by. I have had great experiences in the past with Bobbi and she was pretty awesome but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Average night got unexpectedly awesome
reviewed by
lmuguy222

6.3

Friday after work in DTLA, 1 week before Christmas, me and my buddy decided to hit up a bar to blow off some steam, and then as usual we ended up at a strip club.…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
When something is wrong with someone
posted by
gammanu95

We've all been there: at a strip club, a party, a business dinner, etc. There is a girl who, in your opinion, is smoking hot. But noone else seems to think so.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
GPS Jaydyn, Sunday-Surprise Pia
reviewed by
jmarsh

7.0

Trying to catch a glimpse of the perfect-body (but totally GPS) Jaydyn, I traveled to Synn on my drive home from Vegas NYE. Arrived about 5:30 p.m. and after saying "Happy New Year" to the…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
The biggest problem with clubs these days

Why the fuck is it a lot of times clubs have such ugly bitches??? I can waltz into a coffee shop or panera bread and the young girls working there look better than the average…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Patience with low IQ people

How do you all do it. Look I damn well know I'm no NASA rocket scientist, but sometimes in these clubs I feel like every customer and every girl I work with and all the…