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It had been a while since I hit Pandoras. The talent has been so so lately. The cover is $10. You have to buy a $5 soda during the day. The place is am old…

Do you dread tax day OR are you looking forward to a big refund OR are you indifferent to the actual day because you filed that EZ form back in February ? I was an…

This club as other reviews note looks just like Midway Invader. You enter, there's a big area with tables and chairs in front of the stage, and a bar at the back with stools…

Little Cesar's is the best ever and here is why. https://youtu.be/zhNha--VWyc

Most women have to be paid to have sex with a man they don’t know. Most men will pay to have sex with a woman they do don’t know. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10648

Stratford, CT. Wednesday night around 11pm. Across from a mall. I went last week, this club was listed as closed and under a different name so just waited for the listing to update. Also hasn't…

This is my third review of the Pink Pussycat Lounge, though I've been there a few more times. They were all pretty normal and similar to my last review until this time, which I felt…

recent trip to Dallas, Tx - good god I miss the good old days of Texas Showgirls on the I35 Got to BDD about 4pm, paid like 5 at the door including tip. place has been…

For those who haven't been, TD's is right off the highway and directly when you walk in your ID is scanned and the bouncer wands you. In the afternoons there is one stage operating front…

Visited from 100-330 on a Saturday. I was surprised there were about 20 dancers at 1 PM. Probably 70% white along with a few AA and Latin women. Everyone was at least a 6 with…

Took an Uber from DT St. Louis for $12 around 4pm on a Tuesday. There is a dispensary next door and their sister club Country Rock is few hundred yards away. Cover was $11 and…

went in last week on Tuesday, so this is a week old - no daytime cover. beers are $5.50 (which is odd) most people during the day simply hang out at the bar and chat or watch…

Wondering how many mongers have witnessed dancers using and reusing their combined collected stage dollars to make it rain on each other (or asking the guy she's sitting with to do it) as shills to…

That you haven't hit yet. Be it as a customer or dancer to work. I've been meaning to hit Toronto and Montreal real bad, haven't done it yet. I wouldn't have to take a plane…

I finished a late work dinner, and decided to stop by Gold Club. As I walked in I was warmly greeted by the bouncer, paid cover and entered the establishment. First thing I noticed was…

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Right up front, Dallas is one of the best strip club cities in good ole 'murica. Its consistency, quality (in terms of looks and attitude) of the ladies, and price are tough to beat for…

Went here with a group of 5 guys. I was here about 3 years before and wanted to check it out again. It's big long building with free parking in the back. Seems…

I went to the 19th last Friday afternoon. I arrived about 4:30. There is ample parking. Once inside, the club has the standard Philly set-up There is a stage surrounded by the bar. It has…

Went back to PH after a long hiatus and it did not disappoint. It’s right off 130 and super easy to get to. It’s not much to look at from the outside or in but…

Quick Summary: Vibe: Latin club Cover: $10 Girls: 4-6's Drinks: $$ Dances: Great Extras: Yep After hitting Treasures on Monday, I needed a little more action on Tuesday night. Based on reviews from another site, I decided on D Spot (what a…

So I'm sure this will turn into a little bit of a discussion, but I had about an hour to kill on this Tuesday evening. I flew in from Dallas and spent a couple…

Quick Summary Vibe: Upscale strip joint Cover: $15 Girls: 7-9 Drinks: $$ Dances: Very good Extras: Maybe in VIP I was in town for work and decided to make a visit to the Ship. It was a Monday night about 9:30 when…

This is a combination review of two visits from last week. Thursday and Friday evenings. Scarlett's is in an older building and some of the wear and tear shows. Staff was friendly…

I had seen the signs for this place for awhile and finally decided to check it out. There is a bouncer/tout downstairs who will likely try to talk to you if you are walking past…

On the listings for Houston, there are several "Hostess Bars" on Telephone Road. They are not marked as closed, but none of them have reviews in the past couple of years. Does anyone here know…

Tattletales - A Two Day journey got there maybe 9:15 PM on a Friday night. Cannot believe how dead it was. Maybe a dozen customers and less dancers. I guess it was in between…

Always fun to be found at Invader. Not as many 8s, many 6s and 7s. 8s are there though. This covers a Friday and Saturday night of club hopping by the airport area only.…

This review covers Friday and Saturday evening April 1 and 2. I was club hopping after staying out of clubs for a couple of years. Atlantis usually is packed with a bunch of 8s…

Columbus Gold (CG) is located in the same safe neighborhood strip mall as the adjacent Vanity strip club. Park once and you can visit two clubs if you like. Arrived about 8:00 pm on a…