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I stopped in on a Thursday night on my way through Montana. I had a long day on the road and Teasers seemed like a good place to unwind before stopping for the night.

The layout…

Stopped by after work, never been to this spot before. Thought about parking at a business nearby to save the fee, but the neighborhood isn't great, so I paid. Another 10 bucks at the door…

After reading reviews about Clancys I figured I'd give it a try. This place is easy to miss, no sign out front. Wasn't sure I was at the right place until I heard…

Things have definitely changed here over the years. I was in town visiting friends a couple of weeks ago and stopped by on a Friday night at a little past midnight. By looking…

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

I was in town for some business and didn’t have a wingman to play the regular bar scene with. I did a customary search for nearby clubs and Goldfinger’s came up as an acceptably reviewed…

First time in a strip club and Penthouse Club was a great experience. All the girls (except for one) were at least 8s and performed excellently on the main stage. Full nudity is allowed, though…

Visited on a Monday later afternoon in hopes of meeting the elusive Kitty who was on the schedule. Parked on the street in front of the place. Sorted my cash into the $15…

Visited about an hour after opening today. Parking lot was about 25% full though many of the patrons looked to be old timers there for the food. I was scoping things out for later in…

This was the first time back to a club since Covid.

I have been to Downtown Cabaret a few times before because it is an incredible old looking library building that projects a very clean…

this place is located right on passyunk ave and 61st... there is a big parking lot there with and adult store and some other places.. you cant miss this place it is right on the…

I stopped by Clancys on a Tuesday afternoon, i usually prefer day time strip club vibe as opposed to night time where it turns into a club and a money throwing contest. There were about…

2022 REVIEW!

Hello everyone, I trust you all are well. I visited the club last night for the first time since my last review in December 2021.

Exterior of the club is unchanged. One entry/exit on…

Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even…

I decided to explore this club after having burnt dollars on usual strip clubs. This is definitely a unique experience. I drove over to the industrial area around 5.30pm. Parking was available right in front…

This review is from a Friday a few weeks back, before all the riots started. Was bored at home so went out. Got to the bar and it was packed, had to drive around for…

Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you know…

Every time I come to ebony Inn, I remember why I don't come here very often. Its not in a nice part of town, but its safe as long as you park across the…

Sharks Club is located in an industrial area in Darmstadt. You can get there by taking train and bus, or taking a train to Darmstadt Nord and then walking or getting a taxicab. It is…

I haven't been here for a couple of years, but I still enjoyed my time. One thing that surprised my was the cover charge has gone up to $20, but I may be remembering an…

So I’ve been going here off and on for the past 7-8 years. I haven’t been going as regular as I use to so I don’t know any of the girls or bartenders (I miss…

Visited mid-afternoon on a Sunday. 2 girls...both spinners (1 dyed blonde and one brunette). A third girl (thick AA) was drinking, but not yet on the clock. The blonde hopped onto the…

Repeat trip to jet strip during a recent business trip to LA. I am finding JS to be the most reliable club near LAX and post Covid.

There was app. 10 dancers and a…

Driving through Austin and felt the need for a beautiful woman in my lap so I stopped at XTC at around 3 on a Friday afternoon. Parked around the side and walked in.…

After reading some reviews, I had to see this place for myself since I happened to be in the Norfolk area. It was hard to imagine a club reviewed on this site where the dancers…

This visit was a bit unique. If you're more interested in what you can expect in general at this club and not so much what made this particular trip a bit different feel free to…

I did it again.

This time I headed over to Rhino COI because I had nothing to do and thoroughly enjoyed my last visit.

‘Twas about 6:30pm when I checked in with doorman. This time…

Finally took the plunge and decided to head out to CoI. Big Mistake coming here on a Thursday night. Place was absolutely packed with guys for the $80 15 min VIP special. I’m talking an…

Went in on fourth of July the club had been promoting that they were going to be open and they had things planned. I get there at 6. General layout the club is in a…

I haven’t stopped here in a long time so I decided to stop in and have a few drinks and see what happens.

It was a Monday after work around 8. I had just…

I stopped by Trips around 8pm Friday.
There were about 20-25 girls working. The majority of the girls were Cuban and didn't speak English that well. The club has 2 levels, downstairs there are 2…

Overall, Cheetah's consistently has the hottest dancers in Salem. This is a club in North Salem that as others have noted, does not serve alcohol and a high cover ($15 if I recall), which I…