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Why I love strippers

conan_mac_morna
An ounce of perception, a pound of obscure
I give them money, they pretend to find me interesting and attractive. The money runs out, and they go away. It's so much simpler than trying to navigate "real" relationships!

6 comments

  • ilbbaicnl
    2 years ago
    I like strippers because I'm too lizard-brained to be horny for someone because they would be a good companion. I'm stupidly horny for women who are prime for bearing the children that I don't actually want to have.

    I love strippers because they bear the hardships that come from providing the service I crave.
  • san_jose_guy
    2 years ago
    If you relate to them as you would to other women, they might not necessarily be going away. Paying women to go away is standard, but I think it foolish.

    SJG

    Khatia Buniatishvili is hypnotic
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbHbDen…
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    2 years ago
    Even with the decrease in quality it's better eye candy than at regular clubs
  • gobstopper007
    2 years ago
    Money??? That’s what I’ve been doing wrong. I have just been offering Olive Garden and Bed,Bath & Beyond coupons. No wonder I don’t get any attention.
  • san_jose_guy
    2 years ago
    :) :) :)

    SJG
  • conan_mac_morna
    2 years ago
    Well if you're gonna flaunt it like that, of course they'll be leery. Tone it down some, son.
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