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Why I love strippers

Jul 19, 2022, 7:34 PM
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conan_mac_morna
An ounce of perception, a pound of obscure

I give them money, they pretend to find me interesting and attractive. The money runs out, and they go away. It's so much simpler than trying to navigate "real" relationships!

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ilbbaicnl

I like strippers because I'm too lizard-brained to be horny for someone because they would be a good companion. I'm stupidly horny for women who are prime for bearing the children that I don't actually want to have.

I love strippers because they bear the hardships that come from providing the service I crave.

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san_jose_guy

If you relate to them as you would to other women, they might not necessarily be going away. Paying women to go away is standard, but I think it foolish.

SJG

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Even with the decrease in quality it's better eye candy than at regular clubs

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gobstopper007

Money??? That’s what I’ve been doing wrong. I have just been offering Olive Garden and Bed,Bath & Beyond coupons. No wonder I don’t get any attention.

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san_jose_guy

:) :) :)

SJG

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conan_mac_morna

Well if you're gonna flaunt it like that, of course they'll be leery. Tone it down some, son.

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