Why I love strippers
conan_mac_mornaAn ounce of perception, a pound of obscure
I give them money, they pretend to find me interesting and attractive. The money runs out, and they go away. It's so much simpler than trying to navigate "real" relationships!
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last commentI like strippers because I'm too lizard-brained to be horny for someone because they would be a good companion. I'm stupidly horny for women who are prime for bearing the children that I don't actually want to have.
I love strippers because they bear the hardships that come from providing the service I crave.
If you relate to them as you would to other women, they might not necessarily be going away. Paying women to go away is standard, but I think it foolish.
SJG
Khatia Buniatishvili is hypnotic
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Even with the decrease in quality it's better eye candy than at regular clubs
Money??? That’s what I’ve been doing wrong. I have just been offering Olive Garden and Bed,Bath & Beyond coupons. No wonder I don’t get any attention.
:) :) :)
SJG
Well if you're gonna flaunt it like that, of course they'll be leery. Tone it down some, son.